(the dagos ruined my day at the track)
BOYS ITS NO SECRET THAT I HAVE HAD MY SHARE OF RUN INS WITH ITALIANS OVER THE YEARS BUT TODAY REALLY PISSED ME OFF.I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND I LOOKED AT THE ENTRIES AT TAMPA RACE TRACK AND LOW AND BEHOLD I SAW A HORSE THAT STRUCK MY EYE (BEANTOWN) I WAS GOING TO MAKE SOME EXTRA MONEY FOR CHRISTMAS.
BOYS WHEN I AM IN EAST BOSTON I USUALLY STOP OFF AT THE CIGAR SHOP TO GRAB A COUPLE OF CIGARS FOR MY DAY AT THE RACES.THE SHOP IS OWNED BY SOME REAL GARLIC SNAPPERS I MEAN DAGOS THIS PLACE IS 99.9% ITALIAN SO OF COURSE WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR I COULD HEAR DEAD SILENCE ALMOST LIKE THEY KNEW AN IRISH GUY WALKED IN.SO I GRABBED A COUPLE OF NAT SHERMAN CIGARS THEN THE ITALIAN GUY SAYS HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS CIGAR (MAGNA) ITS A FULL BODY CIGAR FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.I SAID HE LISTEN PAL YOUR NOT TRYING TO DUMP THIS CIGAR ON ME BECAUSE I AM IRISH ARE YOU
HE LAUGHED AND SAID OF COURSE NOT I LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.BOYS I GET TO THE TRACK AND I WASNT IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE THE HORSE I WENT DOWN TO BET ON (BEANTOWN) IN THE 2ND WAS A LATE SCRATCH.
SO I SAID OH SHIT WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A NICE CIGAR TO ENJOY MAYBE I CAN FIND A COUPLE OF OTHER HORSES.BOYS I LIT UP THE CIGAR AND THE FIRST COUPLE OF PUFFS WERE PRETTY GOOD I SAID JEEZ MAYBE THE DAGO WAS RIGHT THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD CIGAR.THEN I LOOK AT THE CIGAR AGAIN AND WHAT THE F-CK THE WRAPPING WAS PEALING OFF THE F-CKING CIGAR WAS STALE JESUS F-CKING CHRIST
THE DAGOS RIPPED ME OFF AGAIN.BOYS I JUST DONT TRUST ITALIANS THIS GUY KNEW THESE CIGARS WERE STALE HE PROBABLY COULDNT SELL THEM TO THE ITALIANS SO HE WAITS FOR THE IRISH CUSTOMERS TO COME IN AND HE RIPS US OFF.MY DAY WAS RUINED THE CIGARS I BOUGHT WERE ALL STALE I HAVE 4 CIGARS THAT ARE BONE DRY AND HARD 
BOYS I KNOW ITALIANS DO THIS ON PURPOSE TO THE IRISH GUYS I REMEMBER I WENT TO SALS PIZZA SHOP I ORDERED AN ITALIAN SUB EVERYTHING BUT HOT PEPPERS TOASTED IN THE OVEN.WHEN I GOT HOME I HAD AN ITALIAN SUB BURNT WITH NOTHING BUT HOT PEPPERS I ALMOST DIED FROM THE HOT PEPPERS MAN THE F-CKING DAGOS MUST HAVE LAUGHED THERE ARSES OFF THAT NIGHT.I FIXED THESE PRICKS TWO WEEKS LATER I ORDERED 5 LARGE PIZZAS WITH ANCHOVIES ON THEM AND I DIDNT PICK THEM UPI WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN SALS FACE WHEN HE GOT STUCK WITH 5 PIZZAS WITH ANCHOVIES
BOYS I AM STUCK WITH 3 CIGARS THAT ARE STALE AND PEALING HOW CAN I FIX THESE F-CKING DAGOS NOBODY F-CKS WITH BEANTOWNJIM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
BOYS WHEN I AM IN EAST BOSTON I USUALLY STOP OFF AT THE CIGAR SHOP TO GRAB A COUPLE OF CIGARS FOR MY DAY AT THE RACES.THE SHOP IS OWNED BY SOME REAL GARLIC SNAPPERS I MEAN DAGOS THIS PLACE IS 99.9% ITALIAN SO OF COURSE WHEN I WALK THROUGH THE DOOR I COULD HEAR DEAD SILENCE ALMOST LIKE THEY KNEW AN IRISH GUY WALKED IN.SO I GRABBED A COUPLE OF NAT SHERMAN CIGARS THEN THE ITALIAN GUY SAYS HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THIS CIGAR (MAGNA) ITS A FULL BODY CIGAR FOR A REASONABLE PRICE.I SAID HE LISTEN PAL YOUR NOT TRYING TO DUMP THIS CIGAR ON ME BECAUSE I AM IRISH ARE YOU
HE LAUGHED AND SAID OF COURSE NOT I LOVE IRISH PEOPLE.BOYS I GET TO THE TRACK AND I WASNT IN A GOOD MOOD BECAUSE THE HORSE I WENT DOWN TO BET ON (BEANTOWN) IN THE 2ND WAS A LATE SCRATCH.SO I SAID OH SHIT WELL AT LEAST I HAVE A NICE CIGAR TO ENJOY MAYBE I CAN FIND A COUPLE OF OTHER HORSES.BOYS I LIT UP THE CIGAR AND THE FIRST COUPLE OF PUFFS WERE PRETTY GOOD I SAID JEEZ MAYBE THE DAGO WAS RIGHT THIS IS A PRETTY GOOD CIGAR.THEN I LOOK AT THE CIGAR AGAIN AND WHAT THE F-CK THE WRAPPING WAS PEALING OFF THE F-CKING CIGAR WAS STALE JESUS F-CKING CHRIST
THE DAGOS RIPPED ME OFF AGAIN.BOYS I JUST DONT TRUST ITALIANS THIS GUY KNEW THESE CIGARS WERE STALE HE PROBABLY COULDNT SELL THEM TO THE ITALIANS SO HE WAITS FOR THE IRISH CUSTOMERS TO COME IN AND HE RIPS US OFF.MY DAY WAS RUINED THE CIGARS I BOUGHT WERE ALL STALE I HAVE 4 CIGARS THAT ARE BONE DRY AND HARD BOYS I KNOW ITALIANS DO THIS ON PURPOSE TO THE IRISH GUYS I REMEMBER I WENT TO SALS PIZZA SHOP I ORDERED AN ITALIAN SUB EVERYTHING BUT HOT PEPPERS TOASTED IN THE OVEN.WHEN I GOT HOME I HAD AN ITALIAN SUB BURNT WITH NOTHING BUT HOT PEPPERS I ALMOST DIED FROM THE HOT PEPPERS MAN THE F-CKING DAGOS MUST HAVE LAUGHED THERE ARSES OFF THAT NIGHT.I FIXED THESE PRICKS TWO WEEKS LATER I ORDERED 5 LARGE PIZZAS WITH ANCHOVIES ON THEM AND I DIDNT PICK THEM UP
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO HAVE SEEN SALS FACE WHEN HE GOT STUCK WITH 5 PIZZAS WITH ANCHOVIES BOYS I AM STUCK WITH 3 CIGARS THAT ARE STALE AND PEALING HOW CAN I FIX THESE F-CKING DAGOS NOBODY F-CKS WITH BEANTOWNJIM AND GETS AWAY WITH IT
