Troy v. Duke Preview - Old Bill Style!

[hehfest]

Merry Christmas to you too Old Bill. I know I pick on you old man, but just busting your balls out of fun. I aint mad at cha!

Cuttaback foe Duke Reeley Lenneod (he pay good ball) tansferring to Nata Dame. Loffis 3rd stinger playin but he aight.
Runna back Joedin Water (he be ballin') tansfer to NC state but he pacticing and steel on team. He pobably aint play dough. Maybee he do. We see.

Dat bout it foe dis game ya'll.

[mjsuax13]

You need like 5 more paragraphs of bullshit to match Old Billy, I’m talking incoherent rambling and yelling at the sky!

[Renegades]

You also need a meaningless trend like “duke no way. No team that ever lost to nc state in october has won a bowl gm vs the sunbelt”.

[stevenash]

Like JV, Old Bill is AOK with me.
He knows it's all in good fun and rolls with it.

Merry Christmas Old Bill, and you as well Mr. Hehe.

I'm on Troy myself, I laid the TD.

[stevenash]

You need like 5 more paragraphs of bullshit to match Old Billy, I’m talking incoherent rambling and yelling at the sky!

"One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere..."

[Headsterx]

Trojans Racking up Wins
The Troy Trojans scored massive profits for bettors this season.

The Trojans went 11-2 SU and were 8-1 ATS in the final 9 games of the season. The Trojans are 7.5-point favorites against the Duke Blue Devils today.

Duke will play without starting quarterback Riley Leonard and defensive end RJ Oben as both players entered the transfer portal. Kickoff is set for 12:00 pm ET on ABC. It’s 1 of 7 Bowl Games on today’s schedule.

[unde0087]

You need like 5 more paragraphs of bullshit to match Old Billy, I’m talking incoherent rambling and yelling at the sky!

[pavyracer]

Can someone translate in modern English what he said? I don't speak ebonics.

[stevenash]

Can someone translate in modern English what he said? I don't speak ebonics.