KVB's Multi-Sport Parlay Omelette...

[KVB]

Two parlays here with Brooklyn's ML and Minnesota's PL being wheeled with Kansas City's RL...

				1 unit
				per bet
563		28-May	BRK -315
35			MIN +1.5 (-183)
			----Pays +1.037
563		28-May	BRK -315
35			MIN +1.5 (-183)
917			KC +1.5 (-143)
			----Pays +2.462

We're crossing three sports here tonight and mixing it up in the same fashion with Omelette Night...





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Good Luck!

[KiDBaZkiT]

[stevek173]

[KVB]

[RudyRuetigger]

best of luck chief

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did you guys see that ass up there??? ^^^^^^^

Wow

[KVB]

Did you guys see that ass up there??? ^^^^^^^
Wow

[RudyRuetigger]

I wouldve bet my life savings KVB was a brown egg shell kinda guy


I guess that is why I am broke

[KVB]

[jjgold]

This KVB more complicated than a puzzle

What a month he is having

[SamsNCharge99]

Wait there was a bet there

[lakerboy]

Kvb is having fun. Solid poster.

[KVB]

Berried.

[jjgold]

We will play parlays
But yes we know there for suckers

[KVB]

We will play parlays
But yes we know there for suckers

You are wrong. The benefit of parlays in reducing risk and increasing reward is known to professionals the world over.

Look above, the first two pick went 0-2. I lost two bets, but it only cost me one unit.

The 3 pick was a little greedy, because it was a MLB winner I threw in, I deserve that for the greed.

But the two pick parlay was well executed. If I had gone 1-1, this would be a different post, saying the same facts, but I would be telling you how I fukked up in the parlay construction.

JJ Gold, I don't think you really understand how a two pick a three pick parlay, and higher (depending on your tolerance for drought and variance from your expectations) can benefit the bettor. It surprises me you don't know the value of a two pick.

If books thought parlays were for suckers, they'd have a whole section for paraly bettors to line up. But they know the risks.

That's why they offer that shitty parlay card with bad lines and repulsive payouts, because they need to mitigate their risks, or at least offset them.

I believe I've posted about this before. Gold, I've forgotten more than you will ever know about gambling.

Or at least I've found a near equal.

[jjgold]

Parlays are for suckers every bookmaker knows it

If it was up to them all they would offer is parlays that’s why the USA books do so well

Every one of them is geared towards Betting parlays

A couple of well-known schools wanted me mainly because of my math thesis they saw online

[Tanko]

Parlays are for suckers every bookmaker knows it

If it was up to them all they would offer is parlays that’s why the USA books do so well

Every one of them is geared towards Betting parlays

A couple of well-known schools wanted me mainly because of my math thesis they saw online

Google must not be functioning. I just can’t seem to find that thesis.

[KVB]

Not making an omelette today but here's another multi sport, multi day parlay.

Rolling with the Atlanta Braves today and then the Los Angeles Clippers tomorrow.

We just need each team to win...

				1 unit
			Parlay	per bet
910		5-Jun	ATL +117
574		6-Jun	LAC -252
			----Pays +2.031

Let's go!!!

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[KVB]

Dodgers/Atlanta in a delay.

Not a good start to the first leg here.

[KVB]

Let's go Atlanta.

[Tanko]

Gl kvb.

[Shute]

We need to discuss
First stop stealing my food intros
Second
Learn about the omelette

Ham cheese and onions
Hash browns on side

Buttered toast
Sourdough toast
Butter

Ketchup on the side

Sausage links on side
With syrup

[Shute]

KVB

Go to the Waffle House
Lots of education there

[KVB]

That was from last week though.

I just continued the parlay in an effort to get this thread back to even.

Let's fukkin go Atlanta!!!!!!

[Otters27]

Need more bacon and sausage

[KVB]

Not making an omelette today but here's another multi sport, multi day parlay.

Rolling with the Atlanta Braves today and then the Los Angeles Clippers tomorrow.

We just need each team to win...

				1 unit
			Parlay	per bet
910		5-Jun	ATL +117
574		6-Jun	LAC -252
			----Pays +2.031

Let's go!!!

Guys, this week it's just a sports omelette.

And a little cheese.

Let's go Atlanta, they are the first leg here.

[Shute]

KVB
Omelette always needs to made fresh

[KVB]

Agreed Shute, last week I made a shit ton of omelettes.

This week we're working Atlanta here.

They are the bounce play off the SMA 100 and my support lines.

It's the big play!!!

[Shute]

Let’s go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KVB]

Just ate pork ribs. A little dry, I have too many screens and windows going, lol.

Not focused on the meat.



Atlanta walking on egg shells here.

Can't be playin' with the Dodgers like this

[jjgold]

KVB go get laid man

[KVB]

KVB go get laid man

In about 5 or 6 hours.

You want my wife to drop a little message in here for you? She's go that voice.

[KVB]

KVB go get laid man

On my way Gold, thanks for the idea. Without you I don't knwo what I'd do.

[KVB]

Let's go Clippers!

On that spread too...

574

6-Jun

LAC -6.5 (-105)

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[KiDBaZkiT]

I dig omelets. Although a few weeks ago I got one of those things from the store that you put an egg in and microwave it makes a perfect egg sandwich. It’s like an eggmcmuffin except not trash. McDonald breakfast is disgusting af I don’t care what anyone says. Even their hash towns are *** half the time, undercooked and soaked in grease. Woof.