SUPERBOWL DAY VIDEO: Donk surveys collateral damage of huge htown explosion....

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  • Auto Donk
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    • 09-03-13
    • 43559

    #1
    SUPERBOWL DAY VIDEO: Donk surveys collateral damage of huge htown explosion....
    someone even made a thread about the huge explosion in htown, and people were asking me if i felt it when it happened....

    given that it went off at 4 am, I slept through it.... but, on a recent family outing to a restaurant over in west houston near the site, and knowing it hurt some of my favorite hangouts (Chica's sports bar, a video store, etc.), I decided to go check it out.......

    first, an photo taken from the air:



    The explosion that ripped across Houston at 4:24 a.m. Friday killed two workers at Watson Grinding and Manufacturing before radiating outward and smashing into nearby homes and businesses. It knocked houses off foundations, blew doors off frames, shattered windows, cracked sheetrock and jerked residents awake as far as 14 miles away.
    Firefighters and police officers who arrived at the Spring Branch-area neighborhood found debris scattered across an area more than half a mile wide and a community reeling.


    NOW, my video surveying some of the damage:

  • BIGDAY
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    • 02-17-10
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    • Auto Donk
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      • 09-03-13
      • 43559

      #3
      and of course, after the initial shock of finding our favorite video store had been blown up, it ultimately devolved into a doc johnson's dong war between me and my brother in law and a few other family members.....


      Last edited by Auto Donk; 02-02-20, 04:35 PM.
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      • slayer14
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        • 08-12-13
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        #4
        Donk the man
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        • Cuse0323
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          • 12-09-09
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          #5
          Out there looking like Ted Bundy. Got some similarities in your personalities too. There isn’t a string of unsolved missing female cases in the Houston area, is there?
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          • stevek173
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            • 03-29-08
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            #6


            Wow
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            • stevek173
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              • 03-29-08
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              #7
              Originally posted by Auto Donk
              and of course, after the initial shock of finding our favorite video had been blown up, it ultimately devolved into a doc johnson's dong war between me and my brother in law and a few other family members.....


              He has a crowd watching him make SBR videos

              Epic dong war
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              • Tanko
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-19-09
                • 5140

                #8
                I was in Houston at friends a few miles away in Spring Branch when it happened. The explosion was f#k'n incredible. No damage at my friends house but everyone in neighborhood came outside at 4:30 AM looking around for a car bomb or plane crash.

                Every car alarm on the street was going off.

                You could feel the explosion... it wakes your a$$ up pretty quick.



                Sorry about the loss of your favorite sports bar and porn shop Donk...
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                • Mr KLC
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                  • 12-19-07
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                  #9
                  I expect a followup movie review on "Big Natural Tits".
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                  • Auto Donk
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                    • 09-03-13
                    • 43559

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tanko
                    I was in Houston at friends a few miles away in Spring Branch when it happened. The explosion was f#k'n incredible. No damage at my friends house but everyone in neighborhood came outside at 4:30 AM looking around for a car bomb or plane crash.

                    Every car alarm on the street was going off.

                    You could feel the explosion... it wakes your a$$ up pretty quick.



                    Sorry about the loss of your favorite sports bar and porn shop Donk...
                    if it hadn't been at 4 in the morning, many more people would have died..... that porn place was blown to shit....

                    wild thing was, we walked through the entire business, there were fukkin' beds i the back of that fukker.... maybe for the night shift to sleep in, but talk about a creepy f'n place.....
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                    • Auto Donk
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                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43559

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mr KLC
                      I expect a followup movie review on "Big Natural Tits".
                      Big Naturals Vol. 22 didn't measure up to 21, or 17.... four was the best

                      wife said we could have made several thousand selling all the doc johnson shit we were throwing at each other on ebay.....

                      (may go back tonight and fully loot the place)
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                      • shadymcgrady
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                        • 02-27-12
                        • 10036

                        #12
                        Donkey you should run for office of some sort, you'd do well
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                        • jjgold
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                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388189

                          #13
                          Houston a fukkin dump

                          get out of there man

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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
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                            • 11-30-08
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                            #14
                            Donker send me that DVD when you are done with it.
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                            • pimike
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                              • 03-23-08
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                              #15
                              “I’m taking this one with me”


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                              • Auto Donk
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                                • 09-03-13
                                • 43559

                                #16
                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                Donker send me that DVD when you are done with it.
                                do you want the other 200-300 I took after the film stopped rolling?

                                (I should be done with them all by about noon on wednesday)
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                                • jjgold
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                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388189

                                  #17
                                  Someone take this guy in an alley slap him around I’ll give you 50 bucks
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                                  • mpaschal34
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-04-13
                                    • 12084

                                    #18


                                    Best video(s) of 2020. Dong war.
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                                    • Auto Donk
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                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43559

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by shadymcgrady
                                      Donkey you should run for office of some sort, you'd do well
                                      with this as my campaign photo, I'm sure I'd go far:




                                      many slogans apply:

                                      "DONK: HE'LL THROW THE DIKKHEADS OUT OF D.C."

                                      "DONK: ANTI-PORN CRUSADER!!!"

                                      "DONK: SCREW THE DRUG WAR, FOCUS ON THE DONG WAR!"
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                                      • Optional
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                                        • 06-10-10
                                        • 60768

                                        #20
                                        Donk out looting!
                                        .
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                                        • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                          • 11-30-08
                                          • 81454

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                          do you want the other 200-300 I took after the film stopped rolling?

                                          (I should be done with them all by about noon on wednesday)
                                          Thanks

                                          How many dongs did ya'll take home?
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                                          • Auto Donk
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                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43559

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                            Thanks

                                            How many dongs did ya'll take home?
                                            I don't know, as for some strange reason, my wife said she'd "take care of those...."
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                                            • Auto Donk
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                                              • 09-03-13
                                              • 43559

                                              #23
                                              ps... I took a picture of the car once she got all the shit she wanted from the blast site:

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                                              • Al Masters
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                                                • 04-29-06
                                                • 6940

                                                #24
                                                Unbelievable if true...plaza gets destroyed donk
                                                goes to survey the destruction and out of all possible
                                                things to find this guy sniffs out a dildo.....

                                                What did I miss?
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                                                • jjgold
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                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388189

                                                  #25
                                                  Wtf????


                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                                  with this as my campaign photo, I'm sure I'd go far:




                                                  many slogans apply:

                                                  "DONK: HE'LL THROW THE DIKKHEADS OUT OF D.C."

                                                  "DONK: ANTI-PORN CRUSADER!!!"

                                                  "DONK: SCREW THE DRUG WAR, FOCUS ON THE DONG WAR!"
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                                                  • KVB
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                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                    • 74817

                                                    #26


                                                    Donk!!!!
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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81454

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Al Masters
                                                      Unbelievable if true...plaza gets destroyed donk
                                                      goes to survey the destruction and out of all possible
                                                      things to find this guy sniffs out a dildo.....

                                                      What did I miss?
                                                      That wasn't a dildo.

                                                      That was a weapon.
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                                                      • Auto Donk
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                                                        • 09-03-13
                                                        • 43559

                                                        #28


                                                        my wife said my pick off move with that dildo reminded her of gerrit cole....
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                                                        • shadymcgrady
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-27-12
                                                          • 10036

                                                          #29
                                                          Donker is the best, forgot how funny he was
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                                                          • sweethook
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-21-07
                                                            • 12667

                                                            #30
                                                            damit man
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                                                            • mpaschal34
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-04-13
                                                              • 12084

                                                              #31
                                                              i'm 99.9% sure that Donk was the only person to report on the adult bookstore travesty.

                                                              we need more reporters like him in the field.
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                                                              • KVB
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                                                                • 05-29-14
                                                                • 74817

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Al Masters
                                                                Unbelievable if true...plaza gets destroyed donk
                                                                goes to survey the destruction and out of all possible
                                                                things to find this guy sniffs out a dildo.....

                                                                What did I miss?
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                                                                • PittsburghPlayer
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                                                                  • 01-11-10
                                                                  • 6760

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Auto Donk


                                                                  my wife said my pick off move with that dildo reminded her of gerrit cole....
                                                                  then maybe your wife doesn`t know anything about dick

                                                                  you look like a man with cokk and balls in his hand to the men in the crowd

                                                                  hey, don`t fret, you big fukking Texan

                                                                  has happened to men from NY that are bigger than you
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                                                                  • Heltah Skeltah
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                                                                    • 12-05-17
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Damn Donk time for some new clothes guy..you look weathered
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                                                                    • unde0087
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                                                                      • 03-27-08
                                                                      • 28874

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                                      I expect a followup movie review on "Big Natural Tits".
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