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  • Auto Donk
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    lol.... it sure did.... from posting photos of people to an all out dick measuring contest....

    ps, krack, never applied for a f'n student loan in my life.... paid for undergrad with earnings from working on my Grandfather's farm from the age of 8 through college and law school, and a few scholarships....

    paid for law school with proceeds from a lawsuit filed against a beach rental company that had the owner's daughter's jeep on their fleet policy, and she let her boyfriend drive it out on st augustine beach in fla one summer when I was there visiting a cousin, I was trying to beat the shit out of him and he wouldnt get outof the jeep, drove down the beach aways, turned around, and drove right at me....

    I didn't move, and went to throw a piece of driftwood at his jeep as it approached at about thirty-40 mph, and he tried to swerve, but couldn't due to the sand, hits me, throws me onto the hood, breaking one of my legs, gashing my hand wide open, flippin' me into their windshield which I shattered, then flippin' me on accross and over the roof of the jeep, doing two or three flips before I landed face first in the sand....

    all witnesses thought I had to be dead.....

    they obviously didn't know me.....

    sued the shit out of the rental company..... law school paid for from that.....

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  • KVB
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    Well, this thread took off.

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  • Auto Donk
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    Originally posted by The Kraken
    You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

    And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

    I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.
    If I suddenly become incontinent -- or need a goddam foley's catheter for whatever f'n reason -- at the upcoming Bash, and our resident MALE NURSE kracken is in the house, I'm throwing my dick into his capable hands.....

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  • Optional
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    All for the traffic Eddy. All for the traffic ;-)

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  • Eddy Munny
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    Originally posted by Optional
    ^^^ does that count as a win by submission for Kraken?

    Don't think I've seen Eddy beaten down to this level before.
    Beaten down? Lol, all he did was reiterate what I'd already stated. He's been scrambling to piece together his shattered manhood ever since he debuted in this thread and is just lobbing ducks into a hungry secondary.

    Kraken obviously has a chip on his shoulder the size of Atlantis and the vultures have come to roost. It's nice of you to throw him a makeshift life raft though. His arms must be getting tired from all the fruitless flailing.

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  • PAULYPOKER
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  • PAULYPOKER
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    Originally posted by sourtwist
    I know who i am

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  • Optional
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    Originally posted by Eddy Munny

    Pipe down, you broke dikk.
    ^^^ does that count as a win by submission for Kraken?

    Don't think I've seen Eddy beaten down to this level before.

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  • BigBusiness
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    Hey y'all ain't gonna keep shyttin on my man kraken.

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  • Eddy Munny
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    Are you required to keep your balls in a jar at the receptionist's desk before you begin each shift? Are you the forum's first neutered broke dikk?

    check and check

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  • The Kraken
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    Big speak for a guy that's never gone pro

    Epitome of a man man that is a forum broke dikk, never gone pro and never donated

    check and check

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  • Eddy Munny
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    Originally posted by The Kraken
    You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

    And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

    I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.
    Pipe down, you broke dikk.

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  • sourtwist
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    Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
    we don`t want to hear about it, you are judged by your avatar

    yours is within the rules, so carry on
    I feel really sexy right now

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  • PittsburghPlayer
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    Originally posted by sourtwist
    I know who i am
    we don`t want to hear about it, you are judged by your avatar

    yours is within the rules, so carry on

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  • The Kraken
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    Originally posted by Eddy Munny
    Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

    Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.
    You are correct, when I chose nursing school at no point did I ever consider it noble. It was a cold hearted, logical and well-calculated decision.

    And make no mistake about my earlier posts, I alluded to nothing, I explicitly stated exactly how much I made and if I moved to your neck of the woods exactly what I’d make.

    I don’t need points for nobility, I got into nursing for money and just happen to be so good at what I do I’ve become as irreplaceable as a nurse can become, patients benefit from that.

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  • Bostongambler
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    Originally posted by sourtwist
    I know who i am
    I don’t know who I am, I’m lost. I better go check lost & found.

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  • sourtwist
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    Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
    if people would read the rules, our avatars are supposed to accurately reflect who we are
    some of us are buildings, some of us are women
    SBR is what it is
    I know who i am

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  • PittsburghPlayer
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    if people would read the rules, our avatars are supposed to accurately reflect who we are
    some of us are buildings, some of us are women
    SBR is what it is

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  • JIBBBY
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    Originally posted by Eddy Munny
    Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

    Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.
    LOL'ing off this.. Good post Eddy.

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 05-13-18, 07:53 PM.

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  • Bostongambler
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    Originally posted by Eddy Munny
    Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

    Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.
    Hahahaha..

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  • Eddy Munny
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    Originally posted by Bostongambler
    I for one think being a nurse is a noble profession. They are in the helping & caring field. One should get points for that with the man upstairs, no?
    Yeah, it's a damn shame that at no point in Kraken's diatribe did he mention the nobility of helping mankind or the compassion of his field. All he alluded to were dollar signs and what his profession could do for him.

    Kraken is a cold, calculated mercenary who views the aging and ailing as commodities, mere means to an end. Therefore, no points awarded and may God have mercy on his soul.

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  • JIBBBY
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    Originally posted by BigBusiness
    Damn.. out of nowhere, people are shyttin all over kraken.

    Kraken decided to write a short story about himself and income.. Got all serious in a funny thread... SBR regs ain't got no time for this kind of stuff..

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  • GT21Megatron
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    Originally posted by 2daBank
    Lot of money to be made with bases bro!!
    I gave that up awhile ago man. I stick to what I know. I got in some pretty deep shit with bases so I lock my account up after college hoops is done until football

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  • 2daBank
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    Originally posted by GT21Megatron
    No football or college hoops but your right...
    Lot of money to be made with bases bro!!

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  • GT21Megatron
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    Originally posted by 2daBank
    Why you post so much negative trash about guys bro? You used to contribute intelligent conversations about gambling (you know what this site supposed to be about!) what happened bro? I miss back when you were here to talk sports!!
    No football or college hoops but your right...

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  • 2daBank
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    Originally posted by GT21Megatron
    Kraken must of found Hurry’s drugs....fukin christ
    Why you post so much negative trash about guys bro? You used to contribute intelligent conversations about gambling (you know what this site supposed to be about!) what happened bro? I miss back when you were here to talk sports!!

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  • GT21Megatron
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    Kraken must of found Hurry’s drugs....fukin christ

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  • GT21Megatron
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    Originally posted by jts1207
    This is fn hillarious.

    Male nurse dating 10s who turn down NBA players to be with this guy.

    Highest paid nurse in the country.

    Get outta her pal lmao

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  • daneblazer
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    Originally posted by sourtwist
    Too much talk about cokk

    Gay thread
    Was fun but turned into a male nurse thread. Create a new nurse thread and carry on.

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  • jts1207
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    Originally posted by The Kraken
    Greaser it was somewhere around 9” but my got that thing was a fukking Coke can

    I was never rich but married a woman that only marries into money. A true 10, was dancing on Broadway when we met, mixed ethnicity. NBA players tried to date her before and she laughs knowing they can’t offer her anything she wants that I haven’t given her sometimes 5 or 6 times in a day

    the bigget cawk kracken ever hel he holds every morning for a morning piss

    Patient wise was about 10 years ago, his rivaled mine. He was a middle aged white guy, a pastor. Had heart surgery and in the morning he needed to relieve himself so asked where the hand urninal was, when he found it he threw his gown back and had a fukking anachonda. He barely was able to cram it in the hand urninal.

    reminds me of myself
    This is fn hillarious.

    Male nurse dating 10s who turn down NBA players to be with this guy.

    Highest paid nurse in the country.

    Get outta her pal lmao

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  • sourtwist
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    Too much talk about cokk

    Gay thread

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  • grease lightnin
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    Originally posted by The Kraken
    Greaser it was somewhere around 9” but my got that thing was a fukking Coke can

    I was never rich but married a woman that only marries into money. A true 10, was dancing on Broadway when we met, mixed ethnicity. NBA players tried to date her before and she laughs knowing they can’t offer her anything she wants that I haven’t given her sometimes 5 or 6 times in a day

    the bigget cawk kracken ever hel he holds every morning for a morning piss

    Patient wise was about 10 years ago, his rivaled mine. He was a middle aged white guy, a pastor. Had heart surgery and in the morning he needed to relieve himself so asked where the hand urninal was, when he found it he threw his gown back and had a fukking anachonda. He barely was able to cram it in the hand urninal.

    reminds me of myself


    Next time you want me to tee it up for you, let me know.

    Bedpan, room 341, STAT!!!

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  • grease lightnin
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    I have been working my ass off all day.

    I feel like Mother’s Day is actually “Dads, Go fukk yourself Day”

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  • JIBBBY
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    Originally posted by 19th Hole
    A fun thread here and Kraken goes into defense mode with his mentally challenged buttwiper ikid2grovel chiming in.
    Kraken with the party thread foul. ..

    Last edited by JIBBBY; 05-13-18, 01:14 PM.

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  • gauchojake
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    Wife is at the Korean day spa and I am about to relax in front of the TV for a few hours. Mom got her visit yesterday.

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