Checkin if you can grow a full beard...

[Russian Rocket]

I too have a flowing, wonderful head of hair. Still require a cut every 3 weeks or it starts to get too shaggy. All this at 46, mind you.

I've never grown my beard out. Personally think I would look like a total douche in one.

I don't think if coochys facial hair as a beard. It looks much more like a pelt to me.

Yes it does.

It's pretty obvious, that Coochy is just jelous of our head hair man.

[boeing power]

Only insecure bald guys and hipsters have beards.

Is coochy a hipster?

[reigle9]

One negative is that I do have a lot of gray on both my beard and head since my early twenties.

Kinda looking forward to the salt and pepper. Would suck in your early 20's though. I have a patch of literally about 3 gray hairs, you can really only see it in the light.

My buddy was bald by his early 20's. Scored a pretty solid wife though, if you're into the whole getting married thing.

[reigle9]

Only insecure bald guys and hipsters have beards.

Is coochy a hipster?

Hipsters are even cooler than him.

[Auto Donk]

this fahg below (on the right hand side of the photo) had a full "beard", and sure as fuk regretted it when he curbed said "beard," only to have the "beard" start tweeting non stop about their f'n love affair......

fuk beards.....

[pilebuck13]

Rocket make coach with a beard come on lol make it happen

[Seaweed]

Cooch please stop...I can easily have a full blown beard here, if I choose to.

...and speaking of testosterone deficiency...unlike you - I also have a full head of thick hair (Keep in mind that you and I are almost the same age ).


One negative is that I do have a lot of gray on both my beard and head since my early twenties.

Grey is ok for men

[DwightShrute]

Coochy are you sure you should be talking about anyone's personal appearance?

You are fukkin ugly man, do you not have mirrors in your house?

You are a close second behind killer demo for ugliest poster on sbr.

[bigtymer56]

Am I the only one who saw the title and assumed this was a Seaweed thread?

[DwightShrute]

I can't grow a beard. Don't care either. Have a full head of hair with a mullet eh!

[Auto Donk]

one babe i dated convinced me to grow a goatee for a while....

women loved it, but frankly, I got tired of tasting the same pussy I just eaten up to ten hours after the fact.....

and don't give me a bunch of shit about, "hey dumbass, wash your f'kn face!" or shit like that, because I'm referring to situations where immediate face washing wasn't an option, like, for example, at a Texans game or while out on the town at high end clubs, family reunions, long trips to s. texas, etc........

didn't mind smellin' up to ten hours later, it was just it starts to, after a few hours, get a "twang to it" kind of like a steak that's left in the fridge a week before your grill it

[CanuckG]

This is 3 weeks old I believe. Sorry for the shitty filter.

[TheMoneyShot]

I can't past that stage where it feels so weird on your face. Irritates the fuk out of me.

[Auto Donk]

somethin weird going on at the bottom of your neckline beard area, canuck.... gray shit in there that's clearly not hair..... like a light gray spray paint.....

only time i've seen such a phenom is a dried pearl necklace on a babe that clean passes out after I apply it.... it dries a little lighter than that, but looks eerily similar.....

is canadian jizz darker in shade than american?

or did you "paint" in some gray down in the sparser region of your facial hair?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

one babe i dated convinced me to grow a goatee for a while....

women loved it, but frankly, I got tired of tasting the same pussy I just eaten up to ten hours after the fact.....

donker, wtf is wrong with you? good pussy has no taste. chicks with fishy pussy are some nasty ass hos that don't wash their junk or got so much shit they overly douche where they kill all the healthy bacteria resulting in the dreaded yeast infections.

[boeing power]

This is 3 weeks old I believe. Sorry for the shitty filter.

holy shit you've grown up...you hadn't hit puberty when you first joined and JJ had that creepy crush on you.

[CanuckG]

somethin weird going on at the bottom of your neckline beard area, canuck.... gray shit in there that's clearly not hair..... like a light gray spray paint.....

only time i've seen such a phenom is a dried pearl necklace on a babe that clean passes out after I apply it.... it dries a little lighter than that, but looks eerily similar.....

is canadian jizz darker in shade than american?

or did you "paint" in some gray down in the sparser region of your facial hair?

could just be the lighting. I don't notice any grays. Only 24 pal.

[CanuckG]

holy shit you've grown up...you hadn't hit puberty when you first joined and JJ had that creepy crush on you.

yes 18 years old fresh into university. those were the days.

[reigle9]

I can't past that stage where it feels so weird on your face. Irritates the fuk out of me.

3 days for me. I get hot very easily. Plus it just aggravates my face when sleeping. I never got how dudes enjoy or like beards, I'm guessing cause they think it's "cool".

[Seaweed]

yes 18 years old fresh into university. those were the days.

What was the highlight of your last 8 years?

[reigle9]

yes 18 years old fresh into university. those were the days.

University eh? Tells me you're from across the pond. Do you also obsess on a country you'll never step foot in?

[Ghenghis Kahn]

3 days for me. I get hot very easily. Plus it just aggravates my face when sleeping. I never got how dudes enjoy or like beards, I'm guessing cause they think it's "cool".

beard is cool because you don't have to shave everyday. you just trim maybe once a week.

[sweethook]

for sure a Homo thread

now hes wanting a hairy man to kiss ... my gosh

[reigle9]

beard is cool because you don't have to shave everyday. you just trim maybe once a week.

Ha yup. Only I'm really lazy and have a gf that doesn't care, so just go out on the stoop with the trimmer and buzz it when I can't take it anymore. Usually happens once a week.

I have a beard all of the time and wish I didn't. Got a bunch of money a few years ago and considered having my beard lasered, but it was ridic expensive.

[Russian Rocket]

I can't past that stage where it feels so weird on your face. Irritates the fuk out of me.

same here...can't stand this crap on my face

clean shaven is the way to go

[Auto Donk]

here's the only night I could find photos of from back in my goatee days, this was only a few weeks into growing it....


pretty sure that babe is gettin' even more turned on by the brunette whose scent was on my face from an earlier encounter that evening......

[Auto Donk]

haha.... what a trip down memory lane.....

SBR SEEWEED QUESTION OF THE DAY:

"WHAT DOES A PISSED OFF HUSBAND LOOK LIKE, AND WHAT LOOK DOES A WOMAN WHO'S GETTING HERSELF IN DEEP TROUBLE BUT NOT REALLY GIVIN' A SHIT HAVE ON HER FACE?"

The answer can be found from this Donk photo taken back in my wife-fuckin' heyday.......

like I warned you cuckolds, be careful what you wish for........

[CanuckG]

University eh? Tells me you're from across the pond. Do you also obsess on a country you'll never step foot in?

Canada

[reigle9]

Canada

Cool, then I guess you don't give 2 penetrates about the US like americans don't. Dudes from Europe and Australia are straight obsessed.

[CanuckG]

Cool, then I guess you don't give 2 penetrates about the US like americans don't. Dudes from Europe and Australia are straight obsessed.

I make frequent trips to Seattle/Portland. Big fan of the US of A.

[the_situation]

Beards are the shit as long as you trim and maintain it. Ladies prefer it as well, as long as its maintained properly

[reigle9]

I make frequent trips to Seattle/Portland. Big fan of the US of A.

Lets trade places.

[BeatTheJerk]

[BeatTheJerk]

Sorry came out side ways lol

[Booya711]

This fukking outback clown. This guy puts capital T in Trumptard. Saloon this whoreshit.