Men of SBR, there is going to one hell of a stew with Youwager!

**Da Manster!** · 09-08-15, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by swordsandtequila

Sweet. Miss the '80's. Hair metal and boom boxes

not to mention 70's and 80's porn...when most women had big, natural boobs and hairy bushes between their legs and most men had penis's the size of cucumbers!...

**ABEHONEST** · 09-08-15, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by Da Manster!

not to mention 70's and 80's porn...when most women had big, natural boobs and hairy bushes between their legs and most men had penis's the size of cucumbers!...

Rumor has it, there's a race that still has that cumcumber size, even today. Not my race, though. Me, getting my booby prize.

**The Kraken** · 09-08-15, 09:19 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Let me tell you, there was no error. YW seemed from the beginning[Just rejoined this past weekend] like they have downsized and look quite like a generic sportsbook. Not the YW I remember 3 years ago. That also leads to suspicions--thinking they may be on "The Brink?"

Again: I played a 6-teamer, not the 4-teamer they had me down for. Also did not play LA ov. They've been lucky the past month scoring at a 3 run pace. And, no Oh. St. & over for the last 2 plays, making it a 6 teamer.
* I have serious doubts they with either, find it or even try, or, attempt to see if it was altered in some way [it was or??]
I do believe it may have been played a parlay card, too? Not the normal parlay type.
Whatever, no more YW for me. It's sickening.
One more time. I originally played $13 on that 6-teamer. I saw the payoff was over 900, so I thought, why not get that to 1000. I then added a dollar to make it $14, with a payoff of over 1000. I saw that payoff figure and it said accepted!

Some of you SBR jerks, and there's always a bunch on every website, need to find a more cheerful life.

You start off your post by saying "let me tell you, there was no error"

Then you so kindly finish by calling names, presumably those of us that were simply using common sense

Then two posts later you admit your error and that this was actually played at a different book with different teams????!! And you blame it on your Iphone????

This is fukking unreal

**rkelly110** · 09-08-15, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

You start off your post by saying "let me tell you, there was no error"

Then you so kindly finish by calling names, presumably those of us that were simply using common sense

Then two posts later you admit your error and that this was actually played at a different book with different teams????!! And you blame it on your Iphone????

This is fukking unreal

That's what happens when you get old Krack man.

**ABEHONEST** · 09-08-15, 09:30 PM

Originally posted by The Kraken

You start off your post by saying "let me tell you, there was no error"

Then you so kindly finish by calling names, presumably those of us that were simply using common sense

Then two posts later you admit your error and that this was actually played at a different book with different teams????!! And you blame it on your Iphone????

This is fukking unreal

Good one!

**The Kraken** · 09-08-15, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by rkelly110

That's what happens when you get old Krack man.

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Good one!

**BigDaddy** · 09-08-15, 11:12 PM

just shoot me

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Now, Mo, I have to drop you a notch lower on the SBR elite standings.

JJ is an untouchable, then me of course in 2nd. Mo you were tied with me until I saw this juvenile repost.
Wake up Mo!

I thought it was pretty clever.

You know. Fowl. Like a bird. Like chicken

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I thought it was pretty clever.

You know. Fowl. Like a bird. Like chicken

Woulda been alot better if it was talkin about mo prawns smashing some gross sbr puss

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 04:13 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Woulda been alot better if it was talkin about mo prawns smashing some gross sbr puss

Get it? Gross?

Ya queea

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Get it? Gross?

Ya queea

The stew thread dammiy Vaughan! Do i gotta do all the jerk?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 08:25 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Woulda been alot better if it was talkin about mo prawns smashing some gross sbr puss

Originally posted by BrickJames

Get it? Gross?

Ya queea

Originally posted by BrickJames

The stew thread dammiy Vaughan! Do i gotta do all the jerk?

Bricker, how drunk were you when you wrote all this???

Stay safe bricker.

Thanks,
Morris

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I think you mean genuine fowl stew.

"What we have here, is failure to communicate [To Mo]," the double meaning of "Foul." The point, is the chicken in the stew. Mo thought he had made an original funny.

Mo, you gotta not only be quicker but also slicker. Better buy deeper treads for your young brain [grippers]. I am tempted to drop you to fourth place on the SBR-ELITE's chosen top-ten. Get a grip, man.
* Or call Dwight at 8884670111 for any missed interpretation.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

"What we have here, is failure to communicate [To Mo]," the double meaning of "Foul." The point, is the chicken in the stew. Mo thought he had made an original funny.

Mo, you gotta not only be quicker but also slicker. Better buy deeper treads for your young brain [grippers]. I am tempted to drop you to fourth place on the SBR-ELITE's chosen top-ten. Get a grip, man.
* Or call Dwight at 8884670111 for any missed interpretation.

I understand the meaning of the words foul and fowl.

The joke was that the stew was both foul and contained fowl.

Cmon Abe. Keep up man.

I do not have time to explain all my jokes.

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Bricker, how drunk were you when you wrote all this???

Stay safe bricker.

Thanks,
Morris

Wow after reading this I think I would really enjoy hanging out with the drunk me lol

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 10:34 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I understand the meaning of the words foul and fowl.

The joke was that the stew was both foul and contained fowl.

Cmon Abe. Keep up man.

I do not have time to explain all my jokes.

Excellent comeback. You stay at #3. Congrats.

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 10:34 AM

You can tell i just watched the departed because I said "ya queea" lol

Good stuff

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 10:36 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Excellent comeback. You stay at #3. Congrats.

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

"What we have here, is failure to communicate [To Mo]," the double meaning of "Foul." The point, is the chicken in the stew. Mo thought he had made an original funny.

Mo, you gotta not only be quicker but also slicker. Better buy deeper treads for your young brain [grippers]. I am tempted to drop you to fourth place on the SBR-ELITE's chosen top-ten. Get a grip, man.
* Or call Dwight at 8884670111 for any missed interpretation.

Abe, anyone who quotes Cool Hand Luke is aces in my book

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

I understand the meaning of the words foul and fowl.

The joke was that the stew was both foul and contained fowl.

Cmon Abe. Keep up man.

I do not have time to explain all my jokes.

Mo we need you to explain all your jokes and leans!

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 11:02 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Abe, anyone who quotes Cool Hand Luke is aces in my book

Ah yes, one of the greats was that classic. Paul Newman: What an underrated talent. Where are our Paul Newmans', today? Zilch.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 11:04 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Ah yes, one of the greats was that classic. Paul Newman: What an underrated talent. Where are our Paul Newmans', today? Zilch.

Vince Vaughn.

**kidcudi92** · 09-09-15, 11:04 AM

what the fukk is going on in this thread

so YW did nothing wrong lol?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 09-09-15, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Mo we need you to explain all your jokes and leans!

Leans in other thread.

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 11:06 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Vince Vaughn.

There you go again! Tempt me once, tempt me twice, do not tempt me thrice.

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by kidcudi92

what the fukk is going on in this thread

so YW did nothing wrong lol?

No, just listened to me bellow for 30 minutes. They were wrong.

**swordsandtequila** · 09-09-15, 11:24 AM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

No, just listened to be bellow for 30 minutes. They were wrong.

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 11:44 AM

Vince Vaughn in true detectives is so awesome, his character in that show will be studied for generations to come.

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 12:37 PM

I have one trick eye who insists on me editing a lot.

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Vince Vaughn in true detectives is so awesome, his character in that show will be studied for generations to come.

You mean he's a clown? Yes, I agree, but no Paul Newman. Gezz.

**BrickJames** · 09-09-15, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

You mean he's a clown? Yes, I agree, but no Paul Newman. Gezz.

Wow, your in big trouble pal

**ABEHONEST** · 09-09-15, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Wow, your in big trouble pal

Okay, another damn confession; I am only sure about his protrayal in True Detectives at a % rate of 15. So, there is some leeway there.

**kmarinouofm** · 09-11-15, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by BrickJames

Vince Vaughn in true detectives is so awesome, his character in that show will be studied for generations to come.

he did really well and really kept that shitty show together.. thank god it ended strong!

**kmarinouofm** · 09-11-15, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by ABEHONEST

Okay, another damn confession; I am only sure about his protrayal in True Detectives at a % rate of 15. So, there is some leeway there.

I imagine Abe is a less coherent version of Frank Costanza

**ABEHONEST** · 09-11-15, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by kmarinouofm

I imagine Abe is a less coherent version of Frank Costanza

Very good, K-man [what a fkn name!], you surprise me in that you do have a glimmer of hope as a witty-member. I had you figured as **itty member.

That is quite like me, except the nice... FULL-HEAD-OF-HAIR! If it is a wig, please tell me where I can buy one like it?