Willie Bee - Welcome to LEAFS NATION - pal!!!

[betplom]

I heartily welcome you as a new member of Leafs Nation.

The following links may be helpful.

http://mapleleafs.nhl.com/

http://www.tmlfever.com/

http://www.tmlfans.ca/

Your decision to dump the Sabres and cheer for the Toronto Maple Leafs is the greatest decision you have made during my time here at SBR.

Welcome aboard pal!

[fiveteamer]

Welcome, here is your church.

[Willie Bee]

Thanks plom and 5T. Nice to feel welcomed.

If I order a Leafs jersey, like a retro one from a great player from their past, which one do y'all suggest? Are Leafs fans allowed to say y'all?

[fiveteamer]

You can say y'all so long as it is in this type of context.

Y'all Canadiens' fans eat way too much poutine.

You should get a Mike Eastwood jersey, if you can find one.

[betplom]

Thanks plom and 5T. Nice to feel welcomed.

If I order a Leafs jersey, like a retro one from a great player from their past, which one do y'all suggest? Are Leafs fans allowed to say y'all?

Willie, I recommend ordering a Darryl Sittler #27 as your first Leaf jersey.

Saying y'all is perfectly fine for a Leaf fan but remember as a Leaf fan you must automatically HATE the montreal canadiens, this is the number one rule, Willie, please repeat after me:

"I LOVE the Leafs and revere the blue and white, I HATE the montreal canadiens".

[Willie Bee]

Cool beans, I actually like No. 32 better than No. 27, goes back to Jim Umbricht in the old Houston Colt 45s days. Plus Eastwood is a cool name.

Ok, let me practice...Y'all Canadiens suck ass! The Maple Leafs are No. 1, go Blue & White! Montreal, y'all didn't make it pal!

[betplom]

Cool beans, I actually like No. 32 better than No. 27, goes back to Jim Umbricht in the old Houston Colt 45s days. Plus Eastwood is a cool name.

Ok, let me practice...Y'all Canadiens suck ass! The Maple Leafs are No. 1, go Blue & White! Montreal, y'all didn't make it pal!

I like the effort WB, a little more practice may be required, after years of being a Leaf fan you'll have to learn to refrain from spitting whenever you hear the word "montreal canadiens", I have learned how to not spit whenever I hear that awful name.

It took time though.

Here's another Leaf favourite of mine #29 Mike Palmateer ( a homegrown Toronto boy):

[fiveteamer]

[smitch124]

Leafs have a great chance to put a hurtin' on the Hab's chances to make the playoffs on Saturday.

I expect many avatar bets...

[Willie Bee]

Leafs Nation grows by another fan. Found this shot of tacomax, never knew he was a backer of the Blue & White.

[Mudcat]

If you really want to be convincing as a Leafs fan, learn the names of a few players from their minor league team and frequently point out how stupid management is for not recognizing that calling them up would turn the team around 180 degrees.

Or else they should be traded straight-up for Alex Ovechkin. The sentence here might be, "Hey Brian Burke, y'all are stupid for not realizing that getting Ovechkin for a first line winger from the minors would improve the team."

[betplom]

Leafs Nation grows by another fan. Found this shot of tacomax, never knew he was a backer of the Blue & White.

Willie, I'm horrified to see the photo you posted - as are all other Leaf fans here (Leaf fans are a fragile lot and do not handle mockery of our colours very well), please delete the offending photo or I will have no choice but to report you to Vegas Dave and have him discipline you appropriately.

Nice avatar though, Willie, you are close but not quite there pal.

[betplom]

WB, this is appropriate humour for a Leafs fan.

In court the other day there was a case regarding the custody of a small child.
The judge asked the boy, "do you want to live with your mother?"
He replied, "No I don't want to live with her because she beats me!".
The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?"
The boy stated, "No he beats me too."

Finally the judge asked, "where do you want to live?"
The child responded, "I want to live with the Montreal Canadiens!".
The judge asked, "Why do you want to live with the Montreal Canadiens?"
The boy exclaimed, "Because the Montreal Canadiens won't beat anybody!"

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How many Montreal Canadien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

Fourteen...one to change the bulb and thirteen to talk about how good the OLD one was.

[fiveteamer]

I think that teacher might be hot.

[Nicky Santoro]

plommer, i loved that pic.. i am still laughing. that's your funniest pic ever at sbr. GF is french canadian and even she laughed when i showed her that pic.. and she has no sense of humor either.. she never laughs.. good one, buddy.

[Immortality]

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That is a very funny picture.

[Willie Bee]

I think that teacher might be hot.

I concur with your finding, 5T. And that is one funny photo, plom.

Sorry for uncovering that shot of tacomax.

[Mudcat]

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Now that is some genuine Canadiana right there.