Dr. Joe's Tips on How to Attract a Mate

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  • obama our lord
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-24-08
    • 562

    #1
    Dr. Joe's Tips on How to Attract a Mate
    10. Roll your Rs after everything you say. 9. Make sure you pee on everything nearby to mark your territory. 8. Don't paint over the Pero...


    10. Roll your Rs after everything you say.

    9. Make sure you pee on everything nearby to mark your territory.

    8. Don't paint over the Perot/Stockdale sticker you have on your 1988 station wagon.

    7. Seriously, stop playing WoW.

    6. Wear sunglasses at night, you know, to make you look cool.

    5. When asking a girl out, do not say, "If I'm not busy, you'd like to take me out."

    4. To impress women, always flex your muscles at them and grunt loudly.

    3. Prove your manliness by dropping an anvil on someone's head.

    2. German is not the language of love. Period.

    1. When asking someone to "go out" with you, don't tell the girl that by "go" you mean "sleep with" and by "out" you mean "me."
  • daggerkobe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-08
    • 10744

    #2
    The more he posts these inane threads, the more I think SBR hired this raiders72002 tool. Cause this is exactly what mofome used to do.

    Say it aint so....... SBR.
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    • RogueJuror
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-08-08
      • 10010

      #3
      As a fan, one of your weaker threads.

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      • Justin7
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-31-06
        • 8577

        #4
        I assure you, SBR has no affiliation with him (other than a close eye when moderating).
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        • Shortstop
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-02-09
          • 27281

          #5
          I really like OOL, he brings a lot of energy to the forum. However, I have to agree with Roguee, this is not one of your stronger efforts.
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