Try explaining this new Quiznos commercial to your children

[obama our lord]

http://www.ihatethemedia.com/quiznos-genitalia-penis-commercial

WTF?




Sorry, but that’s the only possible reaction to the new commercial for Quizno’s new “Toasty Torpedo” subs. You know, the ones shaped like giant male genitalia. Watch the commercial. We’re pretty sure you’ll agree.


The commercial features a talking oven that seems to be the gay cousin of HAL, the computer from the movie “2001.” It starts with the gay oven talking to a Quizno’s worker about how much they “both enjoyed” something. We aren’t privy to what that something may have been, but the mere memory of it causes the worker to look down at his crotch.


Then the gay oven says “Put it in me, Scott,” referring to his tasty, toasty torpedo.



There’s just so much that’s wrong and tasteless about this commercial that you really wonder who it’s aimed at, who approved it, and why.



The whole commercial comes across like some strange homage to gay, sado-mechanical sex.



Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

[AgainstAllOdds]

If your bitching about this commercial, you are a square fuk.

[pico]

dude, you need help. just a sub. now you're gonna get people guilty about eating meatball subs. fvck you

[obama our lord]

I appwoove of this sandwich

[ijustwant2bpaid]

you must be gay to even think about this commercial with a sexual connentation, u queer...

[obama our lord]

you must be gay to even think about this commercial with a sexual connentation, u queer...

I'll bet you're just longing to have a special torpedo in you mouth about now, huh?

[smitch124]

Thanks for the link!!

I got to sign up for a free Newt Gingrich newsletter on the same page

[pavyracer]

Newt is a local Georgia hero smitch. What is wrong with you and Georgia? You laughed at Mookie Blaylock and Newt Gingrich.

[smitch124]

Shocking that this video also posted in this thread....

http://tipthepizzaguy.com/discussion/thread.php?num=13780&ip=1

[smitch124]

Newt is a local Georgia hero smitch. What is wrong with you and Georgia? You laughed at Mookie Blaylock and Newt Gingrich.

Sorry Pavy, here in California we consider Newt closer to a newt than a hero.

[dwaechte]

OOL, just a question... do you admit to being a homophobe, or are you a closet one?

[ijustwant2bpaid]

hes a homo, outright homo,

[j0hnnyv]

i didnt notice anything about this commercial except it sucked?

[Willie Bee]

Like a drowning man reaching for a straw.

[unde0087]

dude, get a life

[ryanXL977]

the guy gets outraged when websites tell him to

what a f ag

[tacomax]

You know, the ones shaped like giant male genitalia.

I'm the first to admit that I've not seen a great number of penises in my life so maybe my sample size is far too small, but in no way have I seen one that resembled a Toasty Torpedo. If someone can point me to a cock which is is slit down the middle and filled with slices of meat, tomatoes and lettuce then I may change my stance.

[Robyn]

I'll bet you're just longing to have a special torpedo in you mouth about now, huh?

Pavy....that you?

[MJFtheGenius]

I went to go get one as soon as I seen it

[frostno98]

Yeah, I bought the Italian classic to go along with a roast beef and cheddar sandwich yesterday.

[Hotdiggity11]

Actually, I see where you are coming from but it's not big deal. Perhaps the "Put it in me, Scott" was a little creepy and the "Say it sex" but whatever.