I just saw one of the nicest asses in the World downstairs

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  • Tsoprano
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-14-08
    • 26374

    #1
    I just saw one of the nicest asses in the World downstairs
    While getting the mail.

    I would make out with that ass, worship that ass, sell my family for that ass.

    And while she was off probably about to get fukked senseless by some douchebag, I am back here now talking sports.

    I would eat ice cream out of the crack of that ass.

    Pure beauty. Long blown out shiny black hair, nice face, fair sized chest, and then an A++ rear.

  • tullamore
    SBR MVP
    • 07-17-07
    • 3586

    #2
    Tony, I always thought the delivery guys brought your mail up to you with your food.
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      Love it Tony.

      I would eat that ass you just described.
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      • Immortality
        Restricted User
        • 12-20-07
        • 4599

        #4
        Originally posted by Tsoprano
        While getting the mail.

        I would make out with that ass, worship that ass, sell my family for that ass.

        And while she was off probably about to get fukked senseless by some douchebag, I am back here now talking sports.

        I would eat ice cream out of the crack of that ass.

        Pure beauty. Long blown out shiny black hair, nice face, fair sized chest, and then an A++ rear.

        Pics?

        Need to have your camera ready at all times.
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        • Tsoprano
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-14-08
          • 26374

          #5
          Originally posted by Immortality
          Pics?

          Need to have your camera ready at all times.
          I don't want pics of her, I want to forget all about her. She's throwing off my focus right now.

          If I can not get inside her body, I do not want her inside my head.
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          • TPowell
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-21-08
            • 18842

            #6
            Tony, talk to her pal. No broad is too good to talk to. Have followed that lately and have been pleasantly surprised
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            • Iwinyourmoney
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-18-07
              • 18368

              #7
              Originally posted by Tsoprano

              If I can not get inside her body, I do not want her inside my head.
              Quote of the FUKIN YEAR!!!
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              • InTheHole
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-28-08
                • 15243

                #8
                Tony where that fuking video or photo you promised us 5 months ago
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                • Tsoprano
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                  • 04-14-08
                  • 26374

                  #9
                  Originally posted by TPowell
                  Tony, talk to her pal. No broad is too good to talk to. Have followed that lately and have been pleasantly surprised
                  T, I would love to tak to her, hell...i'd love to marry her, but with all the people that come and go every minute around here I doubt i'll ever see her again. I never saw her here before, maybe she was in town to see family, new tennant, no clue....
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                  • HedgeHog
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-11-07
                    • 10128

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Tsoprano
                    While getting the mail.

                    I would make out with that ass, worship that ass, sell my family for that ass.

                    And while she was off probably about to get fukked senseless by some douchebag, I am back here now talking sports.

                    I would eat ice cream out of the crack of that ass.

                    Pure beauty. Long blown out shiny black hair, nice face, fair sized chest, and then an A++ rear.

                    Probably a female impersonator. You lucked out, buddy.
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388189

                      #11
                      Tony was it a guy or a girl? I never read the whole thread.
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                      • big joe 1212
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 06-01-08
                        • 19380

                        #12
                        I'm suprised you left your apartment!
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                        • Tsoprano
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 04-14-08
                          • 26374

                          #13
                          Originally posted by HedgeHog
                          Probably a female impersonator. You lucked out, buddy.
                          omg, is this another funny from hedgehog...guy is on a roll...
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                          • flyingillini
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-06-06
                            • 41219

                            #14
                            pics
                            המוסד‎
                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                            • pico
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 04-05-07
                              • 27321

                              #15
                              Originally posted by big joe 1212
                              I'm suprised you left your apartment!
                              same here.
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                              • VegasDave
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-03-07
                                • 8056

                                #16
                                I don't think I've ever used this phrase, but...

                                This thread is useless w/o pics.
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                                • pico
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 04-05-07
                                  • 27321

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by VegasDave
                                  I don't think I've ever used this phrase, but...

                                  This thread is useless w/o pics.
                                  where is the pic of those chubby texas chicks dipping french fries in shakes to seduce you?
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                                  • VegasDave
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 01-03-07
                                    • 8056

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pico
                                    where is the pic of those chubby texas chicks dipping french fries in shakes to seduce you?
                                    Touche.

                                    I miss Wendys. And the one on the left was still very cute.
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