Just back from 20 days incarceration what did I miss?

**unde0087** · 03-21-09, 12:39 PM

welcome back topgame, not much just the first round of the tourney

**wtf** · 03-21-09, 12:40 PM

u get fired?

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 12:40 PM

nope boss loves me held the job

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by unde0087

welcome back topgame, not much just the first round of the tourney

Thanks pal, at least I got to watch most of the first round games in there as opposed to working

**wtf** · 03-21-09, 12:42 PM

nice, your lucky, so fade jj

**jjgold** · 03-21-09, 12:43 PM

Welcome back

**Tsoprano** · 03-21-09, 12:46 PM

TG is back in this bitch!!!

Welcome back big guy!

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 12:46 PM

Thanks JJ and tsop!, I dunno if it was harder going 20 days with no women or no gambling haha, plan on this being my last stay in jail don't drink and drive or do 100mph in a 55 zone kids trust me

**pavyracer** · 03-21-09, 12:48 PM

1. jjgold went from -$10,000 to -$16,000 in his spreadsheet. He is on pace to lose $-100,000 for the whole year.

2. VegasDave and The General gained each 50 pounds. There is an in house competition on who will buy the most clothes from the Big N Tall local store by the end of the year.

3. Bread will not enter a rehab clinic for alcohol abuse. He will keep drinking a case per day so he can collect gambling money for selling the bottles and cans for scrap.

4. SlickFazzer will perform a surgery to permanently attach his hip from jjgold's hip. It's the reverse operation being done to separate Siamese twins. It's called Retard Fusion.

5. SBR John promoted me again. Can't reveal any details due to confidentiality aggreement.

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 12:49 PM

Gotta run out and handle some errands but I'll be back later feel free to let me know anything I need to about books going into slow pays/no pays or shit like that and any good plays today still kind of on sensory overload, BASEBALL IS ALMOST HERE, I'm ready to kill them this season

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

1. jjgold went from -$10,000 to -$16,000 in his spreadsheet. He is on pace to lose $-100,000 for the whole year.

2. VegasDave and The General gained each 50 pounds. There is an in house competition on who will buy the most clothes from the Big N Tall local store by the end of the year.

3. Bread will not enter a rehab clinic for alcohol abuse. He will keep drinking a case per day so he can collect gambling money for selling the bottles and cans for scrap.

4. SlickFazzer will perform a surgery to permanently attach his hip from jjgold's hip. It's the reverse operation being done to separate Siamese twins. It's called Retard Fusion.

5. SBR John promoted me again. Can't reveal any details due to confidentiality aggreement.

Haha pretty damn eventful

**daggerkobe** · 03-21-09, 01:07 PM

U missed.......

Duke getting homer calls to help them win the ACC tournament.

Yeah, I know, Duke getting homer calls..... who would have ever guessed!

Duke got homer

**Casperwaits** · 03-21-09, 02:07 PM

You missed the head honcho in this b**ch try to screw a younger newbie...oh wait, just like jail, you missed nothing.

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

You missed the head honcho in this b**ch try to screw a younger newbie...oh wait, just like jail, you missed nothing.

Haha there was only one homosexual in the area I was housed this time he was 40 years old and had a pony tale and was openly gay and wanted every one to call him J-Lo dude was pretty ridiculous tried to bribe people with bags of chips and soups few of the younger guys fell into the trap

**blittydeuce** · 03-21-09, 02:53 PM

Welcome back TG!

**InTheHole** · 03-21-09, 03:32 PM

welcome back....where are the mlb totals....how is your vag?

**RogueJuror** · 03-21-09, 05:19 PM

welcome back

**PureGuava** · 03-21-09, 05:21 PM

if you don't mind me asking, what was the crime that you had to serve 20 days for?

**jjgold** · 03-21-09, 05:22 PM

I think I was driving and driving, whatever it was I am sure he learned from it. We need Top Gamer here!!!

**pat venditto** · 03-21-09, 05:23 PM

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by PureGuava

if you don't mind me asking, what was the crime that you had to serve 20 days for?

DUI/ Reckless driving by speed

**topgame85** · 03-21-09, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

I think I was driving and driving, whatever it was I am sure he learned from it. We need Top Gamer here!!!

Sure as hell did JJ no more driving for me

**PureGuava** · 03-21-09, 06:28 PM

i assume it wasn't your first offense, 20 days for a dwi is a little bit harsh, i guess laws are a bit different in chicago thoughggg

**Bread** · 03-24-09, 08:39 AM

Welcome back buddy. I hope you protected dat ass.

**fiveteamer** · 03-24-09, 08:51 AM

topper, I'm not mad at you, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in life.

Look at me.

Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

god bless.

**Richkas** · 03-24-09, 09:38 AM

Originally posted by PureGuava

i assume it wasn't your first offense, 20 days for a dwi is a little bit harsh, i guess laws are a bit different in chicago thoughggg

There is a little more to the story. I have a buddy who has 4 dui's in the last 8 years. 3 of the dui's were on a suspended liscense. No jail time. Illinois. Topgamer had to really piss off the judge. Showing up with no lawyer and asking for a public defender because you are broke is not going piss him off.

**fiveteamer** · 03-24-09, 11:20 AM

topper didn't pay off the judge.

**G's pks** · 03-24-09, 11:26 AM

Yeah everyone told you to bring a lawyer... So at least it was no surprise.... Hopefully you are not walking funny!

**fiveteamer** · 03-28-09, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

topper, I'm not mad at you, I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learn two great things in life.

Look at me.

Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.

god bless.