Video: Money Talks With Chirs Pirelli

**Vaughany** · 05-02-14, 04:28 AM

lol

- "I'd make you look bad in the club...I'm banged up as hell"

- "ahhh nooooo man, that's no problem"!!!

**Vaughany** · 05-02-14, 04:29 AM

Originally posted by El Nino

Could you imagine, Vaughany?

JJ: Pirelli, what do I do?

Pirelli: Cap those fukkin' candy corns, shave the horseshoe off, start taking vitamin T, and lose the fukkin' fleece.

JJ: What about my 2.5" rooster?

Pirelli: Fukk man, I don't know, a cokk sheath? Let's go find you a 70 year old, pal. Winnerz.

hahaha

**jjgold** · 05-02-14, 05:56 AM

I had fun talking to the guy of course he is a BS artist but it was fun

I don't think he even has a ton of streetsmart

He seems just like a ladies man and a fairly decent sales guy

You could put him in a pharmaceutical company and he would sell also

**BIGDAY** · 05-02-14, 06:33 AM

That's a crazy amount if time you kept him on.

I fuk with touts and my record is 28 minutes. And boy are they pissed at the end when I don't sign up.

**jjgold** · 05-02-14, 09:14 AM

Bigday I roll with the big timers

Pirelli would kick your ass in a fight

I would pay to see it

**BIGDAY** · 05-02-14, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Bigday I roll with the big timers

Pirelli would kick your ass in a fight

I would pay to see it

Take me about 37 seconds and I'd have Pirelli begging for forgiveness.

**kyhawk** · 05-02-14, 10:05 AM

To really piss them off, drag out sales pitch and at the end when they ask for ***********, give them the first 6 digits and say you have a bad connection and hang up.

**sweetleaf69** · 05-02-14, 12:39 PM

Fn epic

This bud is 4 u

**No coincidences** · 05-02-14, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Could you imagine, Vaughany?

JJ: Pirelli, what do I do?

Pirelli: Cap those fukkin' candy corns, shave the horseshoe off, start taking vitamin T, and lose the fukkin' fleece.

JJ: What about my 2.5" rooster?

Pirelli: Fukk man, I don't know, a cokk sheath? Let's go find you a 70 year old, pal. Winnerz.

**jjgold** · 05-02-14, 01:41 PM

I would be rougher with Stevens on the phone because he is a jerkoff

**stealthyburrito** · 05-02-14, 02:40 PM

Fukkin great

Really got the got to open up about the broads he's banged.

Get on the show gold.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 05-02-14, 02:49 PM

Its understandable that he is a businessman , and his job is to get people to come in with money.

But i think he kinda liked Goldie a bit. Dudes a douche , as most people who does his job have to be .

But he seemed more legit then a lot of the folks you will talk to in his position. Good vid Gold

**Cuse0323** · 05-02-14, 02:54 PM

Seems like it might be worth the half hour. Gotta get my

ready.

**jjgold** · 05-02-14, 03:52 PM

At least he talked about chicks

seemed to not care much about the $250

**mcdonae101** · 05-02-14, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

At least he talked about chicks

seemed to not care much about the $250

Why would he care about the 250 when he has billionaires flying in to c him. I think we should raise 50k so u can be on show

**icecapper** · 05-02-14, 05:20 PM

Wonder how I book him for a seminar about fuking bitches and getting money?

**flyingillini** · 05-02-14, 08:13 PM

You can guarantee that Pirelli has seen this thread. It was just confirmed by another poster that someone sent VIP the link to this thread and told them to tell Pirelli and staff to watch. Pretty funny stuff!

**jjgold** · 05-03-14, 06:54 AM

Illini did you back him in some business venture??

**flyingillini** · 05-03-14, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Illini did you back him in some business venture??

I am a client of Darin Notaro's aka Steve Stevens. I never talked to Pirelli, he is fairly new there. I have been buying packages from Darin for many years now.

**jjgold** · 05-03-14, 10:37 AM

Originally posted by flyingillini

I am a client of Darin Notaro's aka Steve Stevens. I never talked to Pirelli, he is fairly new there. I have been buying packages from Darin for many years now.

How do you do?

**flyingillini** · 05-03-14, 10:50 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

How do you do?

Average 49%, I do better on my own. I be mostly soccer and Tennis and they give you bigger games that are a crap shoot. I pay for the service for entertainment purposes. I get a kick out of doing it. Darin is a cool guy, I have partied with him a few times back in the day. I have spent over 20k with VIP.

**Winner_13** · 05-03-14, 06:28 PM

Did you have to buy his service?

What were the picks?

**flyingillini** · 05-03-14, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by Winner_13

Did you have to buy his service?

What were the picks?

of course I had to buy his service. Mostly college football totals. I've been using VIP for years, Darin doesn't even bet, he is just a tout/sales guy.

**jjgold** · 05-03-14, 11:42 PM

Thanks Illini

I can see you having direct line to him

Get me interview

**Cuse0323** · 05-03-14, 11:43 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

Average 49%, I do better on my own. I be mostly soccer and Tennis and they give you bigger games that are a crap shoot. I pay for the service for entertainment purposes. I get a kick out of doing it. Darin is a cool guy, I have partied with him a few times back in the day. I have spent over 20k with VIP.

If you ever want winners at a 49% clip, let me know. I'll do it for a fraction of the price.

**jjgold** · 05-05-14, 04:16 PM

bump this for anyone that did not see it

**Winner_13** · 05-06-14, 04:39 PM

JJgold, did you have to sign up for his picks? Did you just make up the *********** #?

**Deuce** · 05-06-14, 04:58 PM

He may have to wear assless chaps and Opie hat thanks to you. No news for the day will bury him. I'd love to fukk that little Asian whoa of his though.

**dlunc3** · 05-06-14, 08:09 PM

Wow. Epic video.

**jjgold** · 05-06-14, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Winner_13

JJgold, did you have to sign up for his picks? Did you just make up the *********** #?

made everything up

**ChuckyTheGoat** · 05-07-14, 12:16 AM

Gold, thx, pal. Great video. Time to put up a motivational video. Get the boys thru the Dog Days of Summer.

**Good2cu** · 05-07-14, 12:20 AM

this was why I joined after lurking so long...laughed so hard at this video

Pirelli should get his own show though no joke

**jjgold** · 05-07-14, 05:19 AM

It seems Pirrelli does not know anything about sports in general he's just a salesman

Other than some big-name sports players I don't think he knows anything

**tommygun** · 05-07-14, 06:13 AM

classic.

**Jayvegas420** · 05-07-14, 06:55 AM

Where can I find streaming episodes?