Even Hollywood can't dream this shit up. This scumbag actually wrote an auto-biography back in 2000. The title?

"Touched" The Jerry Sandusky Story

That's right. I didn't believe it until I saw it for sale on Amazon. Even worse, it's still for sale at the Penn St campus bookstore and according to this article they have no intention of taking it off the shelves.

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/ind...biography.html

This University needs to wake the fuk up already.