Top Ten Scenarios On IWin's "Date" Tonight

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  • Casperwaits
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-06
    • 5042

    #1
    Top Ten Scenarios On IWin's "Date" Tonight
    As we all know, IWin has a "date" with something tonight. Maybe I am being pessimistic, but in my mind there is NO way this is a hot girl. It is not a slag on IWin as much as it is a testimonial to what hot girls do not do. Here is a list of what IWin should expect to see on his date


    10. The he-she from the Real World Brooklyn

    9. JJ on a layover en route to see Pavy in Atlanta

    8. Brittany from Rock of Love, in search for IWin's socks

    7. WTF's avatar looking for a f**k buddy

    6. an empty stool with his name on it

    5. Chi-Archie's juvenile cronies getting ready to jump him for $50

    4. Barack Obama's first attempt at a tryst in office

    3. Teela (If you are going to dream, you might as well dream big)

    2. A cardboard cutout of a hot girl with a glory hole as a mouth.

    1. Chris Hanson

  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    Great list! Id bet all my $ on the fact that she doesnt show up, or anyone trying to be her show up. Me and my buddy will just drink some beers and have fun
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63165

      #3
      chris hansen for sure.....

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      • CaneDawg
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-25-08
        • 6256

        #4
        i hope it goes well for iwin

        we all need a break sometimes
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        • TPowell
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-21-08
          • 18842

          #5
          wish they'd catch that faggot doing something, for some reason he looks like a dickhead
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          • Teela
            SBR MVP
            • 07-19-08
            • 2551

            #6
            Hate to say this, but I'm going to have to rule #3 out tonight.

            However, if it is Brittany, ask her if I could borrow some socks and ketchup.
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            • flyingillini
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 12-06-06
              • 41219

              #7
              cHRIS hANSEN HA
              המוסד‎
              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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              • SlickFazzer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-22-08
                • 20209

                #8
                filmed lovemaking while wearing an SBR hat.
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