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  • PAULYPOKER
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    • 12-06-08
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    #1
    The point an laugh @ the LA Lakers thread!
    The Lakers are now 8 games below .500

    They are 17-25 .405

    They are one loss and a King win away from falling below the Kings on the failed shit teams list.

    They are still fans that believe they will make the playoffs,the majority of the fans to boot.

    Kobe is geriatric,along with Nash and Allen..........

    There are serious rumors that this trio will star in an up and coming remake of the original hit movie Space Cowboys..


  • k13
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-16-10
    • 18082

    #2
    The NO to the playoffs is still less than -200........
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    • PAULYPOKER
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      • 12-06-08
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      #3
      Originally posted by k13
      The NO to the playoffs is still less than -200........
      They are still fans that believe they will make the playoffs,the majority of the fans to boot.
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      • MP123
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 11-22-12
        • 614

        #4
        Lol the lakers have been beating ur fave team for so long that when they have 1 bad year it makes u feel better when ur team isn't 1 of the 2 in the finals
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        • Brock Landers
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 06-30-08
          • 45360

          #5
          Steve Nash looks totally lost
          Howard is a complete piece of shit
          On and on
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          • MP123
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 11-22-12
            • 614

            #6
            Originally posted by Brock Landers
            Steve Nash looks totally lost
            Howard is a complete piece of shit
            On and on
            The Lakers have 1 problem n if they fix it all their other problems will fix themselves... HINT: D'antoni
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            • face
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-31-11
              • 14740

              #7
              Originally posted by MP123
              lakers have been beating ur fave team for so long that when they have 1 bad year it makes u feel better
              yep hate the lakers
              lakers
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              • Cuse0323
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                • 12-09-09
                • 30169

                #8
                Still only 4 games back, would love to see them miss the playoffs. Sucks that the big baby Howard can leave next year and not be stuck in futility, hope he never wins a ring unless he grows a pair.
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                • pulledclear
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-19-12
                  • 6684

                  #9
                  Put a fork in Nash hes done. Howard is the laziest n_ _ _ _ r on the planet and cant hit a free throw. Kobe is 2 steps slower and still a ball hog. Gasol is slower then evolution and Diantoni is the MOST overrated coach in sports history.
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                  • Speedy88
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-19-11
                    • 11717

                    #10
                    The Lakers
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                    • onacloud
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                      • 10-14-10
                      • 5360

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MP123
                      The Lakers have 1 problem n if they fix it all their other problems will fix themselves... HINT: D'antoni
                      Just like it was Mike Brown right?



                      Blame the coach because it can't be the 'All-Stars' fault right?
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                      • thetrinity
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-25-11
                        • 22430

                        #12
                        Has to b the biggest train wreck of all time. Should eliminate any talk of kobe being the "best player ever" which was ridiculous anyways.
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                        • onacloud
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-14-10
                          • 5360

                          #13
                          Originally posted by thetrinity
                          Has to b the biggest train wreck of all time. Should eliminate any talk of kobe being the "best player ever" which was ridiculous anyways.
                          Only Laker fan boys think that most people despise Kobe and they should he's a rapist

                          Shaq is above Kobe on the all-time greatest Lakers list
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                          • k13
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 07-16-10
                            • 18082

                            #14
                            Reminds me of the Canucks a bunch of years ago when they had :

                            Naslund
                            Sedin
                            Bertuzzi
                            Sedin
                            Morrison
                            Carter
                            Ohlund
                            Salo
                            Javonowski
                            Kesler
                            Cooke
                            Park
                            Ruttu
                            Linden
                            Burrows
                            Bieksa

                            Somehow missed the playoffs.
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                            • Ratzz
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 07-07-10
                              • 8965

                              #15
                              i spoke with a Laker fan recently (no joke) who told me on a ragging kind of voice
                              ...now that Phil is part of the family, that Buss spoke with him and they are getting him to come back... *

                              he said it in a way like.. "told you so"

                              as if:

                              1) that would ever happen
                              2) Jackson could ever fix this

                              so lost . complete denial

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                              • Ratzz
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                                • 07-07-10
                                • 8965

                                #16
                                and the best part is.. that super-lottery pick
                                goes right to PHOENIX..
                                (watch, it'll be the next Jordan)

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                                • wantitall4moi
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-17-10
                                  • 3063

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Ratzz
                                  and the best part is.. that super-lottery pick
                                  goes right to PHOENIX..
                                  (watch, it'll be the next Jordan)
                                  You know what the best part of all this would be? If Lakers got the number one over all pick. THAT would be awesome.

                                  And that guy Pho got turned into the Next Lebron James or something and it was the Suns and Clippers in the Pacific for the next 10-12 years as Lakers fade into total oblivion and I start seeing Jack Nicholson at the Clippers games.
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                                  • orisbumplut
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                                    • 01-22-13
                                    • 210

                                    #18
                                    Howard is a cancer. And Jim Buss is a moron. Buss has an old team that would play its best basketball in the half court, yet instead of hiring the best coach of all-time, he hires a retread who insists on playing an up tempo style, having no regard for the personnel he has.

                                    I have been following sports for a long time and this is the first year ever that the Clippers are clearly better than the Lakers.
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                                    • Mitchell88
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 12-16-12
                                      • 4334

                                      #19
                                      only thing more of a cancer is Pauly to this fourm
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                                      • Ratzz
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 07-07-10
                                        • 8965

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by wantitall4moi
                                        You know what the best part of all this would be? If Lakers got the number one over all pick. THAT would be awesome.

                                        And that guy Pho got turned into the Next Lebron James or something and it was the Suns and Clippers in the Pacific for the next 10-12 years as Lakers fade into total oblivion and I start seeing Jack Nicholson at the Clippers games.
                                        agreed.
                                        it WILL happen. the ultra-irony is that the cause of all of this is Kobe. The Laker fan cannot see this..
                                        because KOBE is the drug they have been using to create a sense of superiority that they desperately seek.

                                        "look. the problem is not the crack-cocaine.. it's my drug-counselor making all these waves"*

                                        since Kobe takes credit for all Laker accomplishments.. he cannot be the problem.
                                        YEY. Kobe cannot peacefully co-exist with any teammate that has the potential to outscore him on a regular basis..
                                        (once in 10 games is acceptable)

                                        SHAQ was better than Kobe, so Kobe made it emotionally intolerable to be there.
                                        PHIL JACKSON can influence a game as much as a great player,*so Kobe made it emotionally intolerable to be there.

                                        KOBE's style of co-existence can only possibly work if he is hitting at an astronomical rate of his shots. (which he is clearly not doing)

                                        do not be fooled anyone.. the REAL cancer in LA is Kobe.

                                        Everybody hates him. Kobe is not your teammate, he is your boss.*
                                        At the Olympics, the other players just stopped talking to him. he is trying to psyche out everyone,
                                        and screw their heads up for the up-coming season.. instead of just trying to win one for Team USA.

                                        Lebron and Durant met in the Finals... and they left it there, where it belongs.

                                        first, Kobe would go to Westbrook, "Kevin says he's better than you"
                                        then turn and go to Durant "Russell says he's the reason you went to the Finals"

                                        How can you expect to do well, when:

                                        1) you insist that you alone are the ONLY dominant force on your team.
                                        2) in an era where 2 (preferably 3) dominant players are required to win it all. *

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                                        • Ratzz
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 07-07-10
                                          • 8965

                                          #21
                                          it was Kobe who created the psychological environment where it was imperative that he TIED or passed Jordan.. with 6 or more Rings..*so that the best player ever WAS A LOS ANGELES LAKER... and not a CHICAGO BULL.*

                                          that is why they gambled so heavily.. and lost..*
                                          those 4 HUGE picks for Steve Nash... will haunt them for over 15 years... as the players that they missed out on...

                                          the NASH picks will deliver for Phoenix.. because they suck,..
                                          AND the Lakers suck... so the SUNS will get BOTH team's picks.

                                          Nash it turns out, WILL deliver the highest glory championships to Phoenix, after all.*

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                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                            • 12-06-08
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by MP123
                                            Lol the lakers have been beating ur fave team for so long that when they have 1 bad year it makes u feel better when ur team isn't 1 of the 2 in the finals
                                            Don't have a favorite team pal.......
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                                            • PAULYPOKER
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-06-08
                                              • 36585

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Mitchell88
                                              only thing more of a cancer is Pauly to this fourm
                                              Pinch your pipe you stool pusher,

                                              speak only when spoken to,

                                              no your place you non-pro BrokeDikkFukk!

                                              200 posts and poppin off at the cokkhole,

                                              what's wrong with you?
                                              Have a glass of antifreeze on me pal..........
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                                              • William Walters
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 01-17-11
                                                • 6372

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PAULYPOKER

                                                They are still fans that believe they will make the playoffs,the majority of the fans to boot.

                                                Kobe is geriatric,along with Nash and Allen..........
                                                Since this is the "point an laugh @ the LA Lakers thread".......please tell me more about this Allen fella?

                                                While you're at it.......please provide the secret code that will help decipher what in the hell this means: "They are still fans that believe they will make the playoffs, the majority of the fans to boot".
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                                                • William Walters
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                  • 6372

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MP123
                                                  Lol the lakers have been beating ur fave team for so long that when they have 1 bad year it makes u feel better when ur team isn't 1 of the 2 in the finals


                                                  The following makes NBA fans bitter............can't say I blame them. Decades of dominance.

                                                  17 Championships

                                                  31 NBA Finals Appearances (yes folks, the Lakers have taken part in HALF of every NBA finals series ever played)

                                                  168 NBA Finals games played

                                                  Hall Of Famers: Mikan, Baylor, West, Goodrich, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabbar, Wilkes, Magic, Worthy.........future HOF'ers........Shaq, Kobe, etc.
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                                                  • wantitall4moi
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 04-17-10
                                                    • 3063

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by William Walters


                                                    The following makes NBA fans bitter............can't say I blame them. Decades of dominance.

                                                    17 Championships

                                                    31 NBA Finals Appearances (yes folks, the Lakers have taken part in HALF of every NBA finals series ever played)

                                                    168 NBA Finals games played

                                                    Hall Of Famers: Mikan, Baylor, West, Goodrich, Chamberlain, Abdul-Jabbar, Wilkes, Magic, Worthy.........future HOF'ers........Shaq, Kobe, etc.
                                                    LOL more than half those titles arent even relevant. Ancient frigging history. In 15 years when they still have the same numbers you just spouted out then what? If they are below 500 in 10 of the next 15 years what matter more? That they won titles in the 50s and in the 70s and the 80s or that in 2028 they are akin to what the New Orleans Pelicans are now, and havent won ANYTHING is over a decade?

                                                    Knowing them they wont even have any draft picks in any of those years because they will trade them away for has beens and never weres.

                                                    When people have to cite ancient history you know theyre desperate.

                                                    Hey Guess what England had a couple dozen colonies and ruled over nearly 40% of the worlds population at one time. They were our rulers for a couple hundred years too. There wasnt a place you could find on the whole planet where is wasnt daylight somewhere British subjects lived. Does that matter now?
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                                                    • Jeffie
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 04-06-12
                                                      • 3428

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Ratzz
                                                      agreed.
                                                      it WILL happen. the ultra-irony is that the cause of all of this is Kobe. The Laker fan cannot see this..
                                                      because KOBE is the drug they have been using to create a sense of superiority that they desperately seek.

                                                      "look. the problem is not the crack-cocaine.. it's my drug-counselor making all these waves"*

                                                      since Kobe takes credit for all Laker accomplishments.. he cannot be the problem.
                                                      YEY. Kobe cannot peacefully co-exist with any teammate that has the potential to outscore him on a regular basis..
                                                      (once in 10 games is acceptable)

                                                      SHAQ was better than Kobe, so Kobe made it emotionally intolerable to be there.
                                                      PHIL JACKSON can influence a game as much as a great player,*so Kobe made it emotionally intolerable to be there.

                                                      KOBE's style of co-existence can only possibly work if he is hitting at an astronomical rate of his shots. (which he is clearly not doing)

                                                      do not be fooled anyone.. the REAL cancer in LA is Kobe.

                                                      Everybody hates him. Kobe is not your teammate, he is your boss.*
                                                      At the Olympics, the other players just stopped talking to him. he is trying to psyche out everyone,
                                                      and screw their heads up for the up-coming season.. instead of just trying to win one for Team USA.

                                                      Lebron and Durant met in the Finals... and they left it there, where it belongs.

                                                      first, Kobe would go to Westbrook, "Kevin says he's better than you"
                                                      then turn and go to Durant "Russell says he's the reason you went to the Finals"

                                                      How can you expect to do well, when:

                                                      1) you insist that you alone are the ONLY dominant force on your team.
                                                      2) in an era where 2 (preferably 3) dominant players are required to win it all. *
                                                      Lol Ratzz u cant be serious.. Yes if kobe is a drug its a dam good one, Lakers fans have gotten to watch the most fundamental player ever for the past 16+ years. We have won 5 championships and have been to the playoffs almost every year. The only reason you hate on them so much is your jealous.
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                                                      • William Walters
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 01-17-11
                                                        • 6372

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by wantitall4moi
                                                        LOL more than half those titles arent even relevant. Ancient frigging history. In 15 years when they still have the same numbers you just spouted out then what? If they are below 500 in 10 of the next 15 years what matter more? That they won titles in the 50s and in the 70s and the 80s or that in 2028 they are akin to what the New Orleans Pelicans are now, and havent won ANYTHING is over a decade?

                                                        Knowing them they wont even have any draft picks in any those years because they will trade them away for has beens and never weres.

                                                        When people have to cite ancient history you know theyre desperate.

                                                        Hey Guess what England had a couple dozen colonies and ruled over nearly 40% of the worlds population at one time. They were our rulers for a couple hundred years too. There wasnt a place you could find on the whole planet where is wasnt daylight somewhere British subjects lived. Does that matter now?
                                                        Your act is beyond tired. Always the same old shit. Picking and choosing whatever best fits your agenda. We're not talking about your two dollar hookers where you get to select the skank of your choice (in your case....the skank that "knocks softly at the door"). We're talking the most storied franchise in the history of professional basketball who..........believe it or not.......won titles beyond the "80's". In fact, since 2000..........the top franchise in the NBA has won FIVE titles......the most recent just a short couple of years ago (how is that "ancient history"?).

                                                        You're a fool. Your brain has been altered by severe bouts with various venereal diseases from the hookers you bang and then review.

                                                        http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/156...of-inside.html
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                                                        • Jeffie
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 04-06-12
                                                          • 3428

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by William Walters
                                                          Your act is beyond tired. Always the same old shit. Picking and choosing whatever best fits your agenda. We're not talking about your two dollar hookers where you get to select the skank of your choice (in your case....the skank that "knocks softly at the door"). We're talking the most storied franchise in the history of professional basketball who..........believe it or not.......won titles beyond the "80's". In fact, since 2000..........the top franchise in the NBA has won FIVE titles......the most recent just a short couple of years ago (how is that "ancient history"?).

                                                          You're a fool. Your brain has been altered by severe bouts with various venereal diseases from the hookers you bang and then review.

                                                          http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/156...of-inside.html
                                                          i dont think wanti should post after this.
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                                                          • Ratzz
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 07-07-10
                                                            • 8965

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by William Walters
                                                            Your act is beyond tired. Always the same old shit. Picking and choosing whatever best fits your agenda. We're not talking about your two dollar hookers where you get to select the skank of your choice (in your case....the skank that "knocks softly at the door"). We're talking the most storied franchise in the history of professional basketball who..........believe it or not.......won titles beyond the "80's". In fact, since 2000..........the top franchise in the NBA has won FIVE titles......the most recent just a short couple of years ago (how is that "ancient history"?). You're a fool. Your brain has been altered by severe bouts with various venereal diseases from the hookers you bang and then review. http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/156...of-inside.html
                                                            STEVE KERR has won as many titles as Kobe... a FAR MORE ACCURATE SHOOTER than Kobe ever waswhy do you keep citing trophies that SHAQUILLE won with teenie-bobber Kobot coming off the bench.?!?Lebron was NEVER a bench player... Durant was NEVER a bench player..Kobe is the ALL_TIME MISSED FG LEADER of the NBA..Flashy ball-hog.. what is this BS you keep posting about 'WIAFM?you hired a Private Investigator to follow him around.. that is THE LAMEST AMMO, PERIOD.in doing stupid shyt like that. you lose. Period.the instant you go there, you lost.

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                                                            • Jeffie
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 04-06-12
                                                              • 3428

                                                              #31
                                                              There you go again, So Does that mean we have to take away Jordans rings because of Pippen? You dont understand how stupid all of your post are your embarrassing yourself.
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                                                              • wantitall4moi
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 04-17-10
                                                                • 3063

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by William Walters
                                                                Your act is beyond tired. Always the same old shit. Picking and choosing whatever best fits your agenda. We're not talking about your two dollar hookers where you get to select the skank of your choice (in your case....the skank that "knocks softly at the door"). We're talking the most storied franchise in the history of professional basketball who..........believe it or not.......won titles beyond the "80's". In fact, since 2000..........the top franchise in the NBA has won FIVE titles......the most recent just a short couple of years ago (how is that "ancient history"?).

                                                                You're a fool. Your brain has been altered by severe bouts with various venereal diseases from the hookers you bang and then review.

                                                                http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/156...of-inside.html
                                                                Yeah those ones since 2000 are really the only relevant ones, and you better cherish them because there arent any more coming any time soon.

                                                                If Some team comes out and win 6 or 7 in the next 10 years that will erase all that stuff lakers did. So that will make them even less meaningful.

                                                                Besides Celtics are the most storied by far not even close. Lakers stay in the spot light because theyre dysfunctional and people like making fun of them now. This team hasnt been relevant in 3 years.

                                                                Everyone forgets they got their asses swept out of the play offs Phils last year by the Dallas mavericks. Last game they got beat by 50. Since then Lakers have been worse than useless. Something that will continue.

                                                                Keep living in the past youre like one of those losers who never left his parents house and still thinks he is in high school at age 40.
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                                                                • William Walters
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                                  • 6372

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Jeffie
                                                                  There you go again, So Does that mean we have to take away Jordans rings because of Pippen? You dont understand how stupid all of your post are your embarrassing yourself.
                                                                  I really try not to respond to Ratzass.........guy is an obvious moron.

                                                                  Retard openly admits that her two favorite teams are the Heat and the Thunder. Complete dipshit.
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                                                                  • William Walters
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                                    • 6372

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by wantitall4moi
                                                                    Yeah those ones since 2000 are really the only relevant ones, and you better cherish them because there arent any more coming any time soon.

                                                                    If Some team comes out and win 6 or 7 in the next 10 years that will erase all that stuff lakers did. So that will make them even less meaningful.

                                                                    Besides Celtics are the most storied by far not even close. Lakers stay in the spot light because theyre dysfunctional and people like making fun of them now. This team hasnt been relevant in 3 years.
                                                                    Oh Wanti.........your hate has turned you into a pathetic simpleton.

                                                                    Why are only the "ones since 2000" relevant? The titles that Magic, Kareem, and Worthy won aren't relevant in your book?

                                                                    How do you KNOW there "arent any more coming soon"? You don't.

                                                                    Lakers are clearly the most storied franchise in the league. Boston was irrelevant for more than two decades before finally winning a title in 2008. One title for the Celtics in the last 26 seasons.

                                                                    "If Some team comes out and win 6 or 7 in the next 10 years that will erase all that stuff lakers did. So that will make them even less meaningful" Do you even realize how far fetched this comment is? The ONLY franchise to come close to accomplishing such a feat in the last four decades is the Lakers (in the 80's and 2000's).
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                                                                    • Sport_Fish
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 12-06-10
                                                                      • 4079

                                                                      #35
                                                                      My finger is way too tired...been pointing and laughing at them all season
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