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    EaglesPhan36
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    EP36's Girlfriend Funded $50 Slush Fund

    Okay, so yesterday was the birthday. Went bust on the $75 my parents gave me. Girlfriend was in an excellent mood and tossed me $50 for last night in addition to some other sexy things.


    Anywho, she says if the first play on the $50 wins - you should build up that and get me something and/or use it for some sweet mad money. *Hint Hint*



    So, here we go. I'm gonna post my picks for her enjoyment and for the building of this bankroll and whatever it might produce. Here's what it has produced so far:



    This is pending:

    80538647-15/19/11 12:30am
    $27.02/$25.00

    Pending 2 Team Parlay



    Win5/19/11 6:45am Qualifying Tennis 823 Thomas Schoorel -340* vs Frederik Nielsen
    Pending5/19/11 8:15am Qualifying Tennis 830 Marsel Ilhan -205* vs Marinko Matosev




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    To make you mooks care and/or follow/fade my picks here. If I get to a $200 balance today, I will post some pics of the girlfriend for you masterbatory needs. So root in those winners fukkstains.

    Balance: $77.55

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    cool girlfriend ep

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    this is really sad on a large number of levels

    but gl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Domer View Post
    this is really sad on a large number of levels but gl
    Absolutely.


    The short back story on starting with so little money is that I stopped gambling money from my accounts online to save up for a trip we took last weekend, so I did not want to lose any of that on a shit streak of gambling, etc. I had been betting betpoints only for two weeks. Trip is done and online balances were wiped out to help fund that or lost on bets. Did not really feel like re-upping right away and had some other bills & things to pay for. So yeah, small time money baby. I don't ever pretend to be a high roller.

    It's kind of a challenge to build it up too, I think. Anywho. Let the Sad Parade roll.

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    omg pics go go go

    jk, good luck EP

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    I'm in negotiations that if I hit a big number from the original $50 that if she's expecting to get something out of that money that perhaps at least a bikini photo can be procured and agreed upon as a trophy display in this thread. She's not a 10, but she ain't bad boys.

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    Nice. Ilhan up 4-1 in the first set and Schrooel is already a winner. goodluck today!

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    Come on EP!!!

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    Haha... good stuff EP.
    BOL to ya.

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    EaglesPhan36
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    Cashed that parlay! By the way, when possible I will post screenshots of the picks to at least show that this is a real thing here regardless of the outcome and the wager size.

    Balance: $129.57

    This next one gets it to $200 if it hits and the first GF pic goes up.


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    Good luck buddy. Hope you build up your bankroll. I have no clue on the over, but like Cincinnati on the Runline today.

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    Some good trends I hope for the Cincy Over. Ump is a big Overs guy so far, Reds usually Over friendly at home, Cueto vs. Pit is Overs friendly in the past & McDonald's road starts have seen a good amount of runs so far.

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    Don't know that this one is going to get played right away. Rain in St.Louis, but took it anyhow.

    5/19/2011 1:45 PM MLB Baseball 955 Houston Astros* +140 vs St. Louis Cardinals
    J Happ - L Listed K McClellan - R Listed
    Risking $25.00 To Win $35.00

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    Best of Luck EP, hope you can roll it way up !!!
    Refreshing to see people keep it real

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    Good, Bad & Ugly moment right now.

    Good - Looks like baseball in STL is getting ready.
    Bad - Parlay is shot thanks to the soccer pick.
    Ugly - 5Dimes is slow grading my parlay from this morning. Shit's been done for two hours and still not graded, but they are "reviewing" it. Can't make my next soccer pick if they don't grade it in the next few minutes.

    Such is the life of a small timer.

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    Your parents still give you money? How old are you?

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    That was my birthday present - cash. I'm a grown up with a real job - well real is a loose term with where I work, but I support myself.

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    Damn. Graded my bet finally, but missed start time on soccer. Was going to take Heracles -135 in Holland. Let's see if 5Dimes saved me a bet.

    Balance: $76.57, $25 pending.

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    Alright since I missed soccer, going with the other MLB play I liked.

    5/19/2011 3:35 PM Reduced Baseball
    967 Minnesota Twins/Oakland Athletics* Under 7½ -110
    N Blackburn - R Listed T Ross - R Listed
    Risking $27.50 To Win $25.00

    That's it until tonight for me.

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    EP

    For future reference, 5D offers rolling if bets, meaning you can use the funds that are still in action or funds that are winners but not yet graded. Therefore you should never have this problem at 5D because of rolling if bet option. Good luck on your plays.

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    Oh I know Ice ... I just didn't think it was going to be an issue & to be honest, I had not capped the Holland match when I placed that one yesterday on tennis.

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    ep i just want to thank you for being a genius man

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    Of course Heracles won! Oh well, at least I know I capped correctly in the brain.

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    Looks like I'll be back to around $50. That missed soccer pick is really looking huge now that Minnesota is adding runs and about to end the under in the 8th inning. Sheesh.

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    Oh well, wish me luck tonight. I'll need it. I do like these two a lot though. Went with the IF bet so I don't have to jack with grading delays. 1st one is South American soccer. Home team is chasing goals after losing the 1st leg 2-0, so I expect some open play & counter attacking from Penarol who has the lead. Mavs-Thunder Three Point Prop is a good try, I think. Mavs alone have hit at least eight threes in nine of their eleven playoff games and nine or more seven times.


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    Lady Luck do smile on me 1st up tonight. Penarol scores in the 85th minute to make it three goals! Damn sweet cross-pitch pass for the one timer!

    Over cashes and money goes into play on the Three Point Prop.

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    Good luck with all this, EP!

    I'm rooting for you.

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    I've keep tracking your thread and rooting for you! Good sign with Kidd makes two 3-pointers already

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    One more to cap the night. A good amount of the Brewers' regulars have very good numbers vs. Harang. I know Milwaukee struggles on the road, but coming off a good game and up against someone they know well.

    80580204-15/19/11 10:00pm
    $26.25/$25.00 Pending
    5/19/11 10:05pm MLB Baseball 963 Milwaukee Brewers Over 3½ -105* vs San Diego Padres
    (C Narveson - L must Start A Harang - R must Start)

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    Need some more threes before the half. Getting the looks, just need some to fall. 5/18 so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EaglesPhan36 View Post
    Need some more threes before the half. Getting the looks, just need some to fall. 5/18 so far.
    Cut to the chase.

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    Threes prop cashes. Too bad Milwaukee can't hit with RISP. Will screen shot the balance when all is settled. Looks like $70 or so. At least still breathing.

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    Unless something drastic happens for MIL, this is the end game today.



    Gotta cut down my baseball plays. Limiting to two per day max from here on out. Tough to do, but it's a must when you struggle to be at 50% in baseball. Tennis in the AM. This one for sure, maybe one more.

    5/20/2011 8:00 AM Reduced Tennis 14858 Anabel Medina Garrigues* -130 vs Marion Bartoli
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    Another IF bet for the morning.


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