Let's get a list going, I'll start

1. Post pictures of your girlfriend with a shit stained ass
2. Have a pencil-lined beard
3. Call everyone a virgin
4. Date white trash, then post her pictures it the internet
5. Complain about people making fun of white trash pictures that you posted on the internet
6. Tell everyone "i never heard of ya pal"
7. Ask people if they "do weed"
8. Wear a wife beater at all times