I was at a St. Louis Cardinals game once and stayed after the game talking to umpires that I knew. Then I walked into the Team Store because I wanted to buy a Cardinal's cap and a vintage Ozzie Smith jersey. I walked in - no one there. I walked over to the register and found a guy lying on the ground trying to insert one of those mini baseball bats into his black hole.

"Pickles!" I yelled out
"Holy Shit man!" The dude cried out. "Gary Busey?"

I turned around and left.