Originally posted on 06/25/2020:

Quote Originally Posted by pologq View Post
get one of those hot golf girls to join you
I used to do that; bring the strippers out, have them spread their legs right at the hole on the green -- opposite the side I'm shooting from -- thereby ensuring my putts always ending up in the bottom of the hole......

as for regular golf girls, never do it, as 1. you might wind up with The Herpes, or


2. this kind of shit is bound to happen: