** It's Only January But This Is Bound To Be The Biggest Sports News Story of 2020 **

[Eddy Munny]

Originally on 01/14/2020:

not even a top 100 news story

What isn't?

Yeah, that's what I thought... You don't even know what the hell you just read. All you remember is getting Jedi-mindfukk'd and then having Rick Astley's pleated khakis gyrating in your face, that latter half of which you undoubtedly enjoyed.