Originally posted on 02/24/2010:
Heading on over to work the other day
Tomato came to think in the fray
"Why is it that I gamble a lot?
Is this thing an addiction or not?"
Tried to take a night off tonight
As he was out, he knew "this isn't right"
Something was missing in his short little life
His emotions were as low as one with a wife
So onto the card, Tomato went
Looking over for you fine gents
Thousands of options! Parlays, Road Chalk
Tomato had decided it was time for a walk
To the winners circle he went, to cash this ticket
He cheered in the sportsbook to the silence of a cricket
As Tomato was on the other side of everyone
He questioned others if they needed a gun
Why do they bet into such horrendous lines?
Purdue -3.5 (-115)? Tomato doesn't want to hear you whine
You get what you deserve, betting that at SIA
When the other side was the play today
Less than 20% are the people who understand
Tomato is here to lend a helping hand
Join us as we go and take the points
At the end of the night, Tomato won't disappoint!
MINNESOTA +3
Heading on over to work the other day
Tomato came to think in the fray
"Why is it that I gamble a lot?
Is this thing an addiction or not?"
Tried to take a night off tonight
As he was out, he knew "this isn't right"
Something was missing in his short little life
His emotions were as low as one with a wife
So onto the card, Tomato went
Looking over for you fine gents
Thousands of options! Parlays, Road Chalk
Tomato had decided it was time for a walk
To the winners circle he went, to cash this ticket
He cheered in the sportsbook to the silence of a cricket
As Tomato was on the other side of everyone
He questioned others if they needed a gun
Why do they bet into such horrendous lines?
Purdue -3.5 (-115)? Tomato doesn't want to hear you whine
You get what you deserve, betting that at SIA
When the other side was the play today
Less than 20% are the people who understand
Tomato is here to lend a helping hand
Join us as we go and take the points
At the end of the night, Tomato won't disappoint!
MINNESOTA +3