Come and listen to a story 'bout a poster named Dad
Posting was his life, and man ain't that sad
Then one day while surfin' for ass and t1ts
What did he find but his own mom and sis.
Whores that is, both of 'em.
The posters all hollered for more of sis and mom
Dad said no and then he dropped a bomb
Kinfolk told him, "Dad there's something you should know,
Your Mom was your sis and she was a big ho."
Internet posters. Riveting. Y'all come back now.
(my apologies to Flatt & Scruggs)
Posting was his life, and man ain't that sad
Then one day while surfin' for ass and t1ts
What did he find but his own mom and sis.
Whores that is, both of 'em.
The posters all hollered for more of sis and mom
Dad said no and then he dropped a bomb
Kinfolk told him, "Dad there's something you should know,
Your Mom was your sis and she was a big ho."
Internet posters. Riveting. Y'all come back now.
(my apologies to Flatt & Scruggs)