Originally <a href='https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=28115425'>posted</a> on 10/16/2018:
Truck driver stops at a country diner for lunch one day and there is a specials sign that says Ham Sandwiches $5 & Hand Jobs $5. A pretty waitress comes by to take his order and the Truck driver asks her if she is the one that gives the hand jobs. She proudly says yes I am.
Truck driver says then go wash your fukking hands and make me a Ham sandwich.
Truck driver stops at a country diner for lunch one day and there is a specials sign that says Ham Sandwiches $5 & Hand Jobs $5. A pretty waitress comes by to take his order and the Truck driver asks her if she is the one that gives the hand jobs. She proudly says yes I am.
Truck driver says then go wash your fukking hands and make me a Ham sandwich.