[BigOrange]

Originally posted on 10/16/2018:

or, use the more "hands on" direct approach, and keep all the loot yourself for renewal:

Truck driver stops at a country diner for lunch one day and there is a specials sign that says Ham Sandwiches $5 & Hand Jobs $5. A pretty waitress comes by to take his order and the Truck driver asks her if she is the one that gives the hand jobs. She proudly says yes I am.

Truck driver says then go wash your fukking hands and make me a Ham sandwich.