Originally posted on 01/10/2018:

reminds me of the time a stripper sat down with a buddy of mine and asked us "what are you lookin' for?".... I asked her the same, as I suspected she was propositioning us, and she said, "I'm lookin' to get my rent paid".....

as I knew her rent had to be higher than the few twenties we'd throw her way via lap dances, and thus she must be game for goin' straight-up whore for us, I countered with, "well, we're lookin' to get our kahks sucked"......

she left without saying much that I can recall, and returned with two very large guys who informed us our time there was over.....