Originally posted on 10/25/2017:

THIS is total bullshit.....

having just traveled to/from the Bahamas, they do NOT let you bring goddam U.S. geckos into the Bahamas....

he won't even be able to board a damn plane to the islands....




they are trained to spot those f'n seeweed elongated gecko pupils, and not all the f'n masks in the world is gonna get him through customs.....