Originally <a href='https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=27106434'>posted</a> on 07/25/2017:

After post 19,999 I will retire from SBR.



I will walk away from the game in my prime, leaving fans wanting more.

There will be riots in the streets.

Civil unrest, burning buildings, looting, utter chaos of Biblical proportions.

Grown men will weep in my absence.

Angry masses will demand more.

FEMA will exhaust all resources in an attempt to pacify the mob.

The President will address me via satellite, pleas to return and restore order.



After a five year hiatus, in a post-apocalyptic world, I will indeed return.

News outlets around the globe will herald this Second Coming.

Bigger than Thriller's television debut.

Bigger than Man's first step on the moon.

Bigger than Wonka's five golden tickets.



The world will come to a crashing halt and hold it's collective breath as I rattle off and submit post #20,000.

The fires will smolder.

The waves will recede.

Fear and loathing will abate.

The clouds will part and golden rays will touch the earth at long last.



Following this cosmic reconciliation between the heavens and the earth, in the aftermath of my 20,000th post that saved what remained of mankind, there will be but one single, solitary response that reads as follows...

"Never fukkin heard of ya pal"




Order restored.