Originally posted on 03/16/2015:

I was playing poker on Sbr
when the bubble was no longer afar

i look down at the keys
and what to my delight did I see

but a pair of two lovely aces
i was about to get a gift card and go places

so I pushed my e chips to the middle
never did I think they were second fiddle

as I was called by a Jack and a 4
i didn't want to see more

As I knew I wasn't going to cash
as 4's rained down like fried chicken bones in ttwarrior's trash

i cussed and cussed like a sailor without a soul
sbr poker, rigged shit hole