Originally <a href='http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=23739207'>posted</a> on 03/16/2015:
I was playing poker on Sbr
when the bubble was no longer afar
i look down at the keys
and what to my delight did I see
but a pair of two lovely aces
i was about to get a gift card and go places
so I pushed my e chips to the middle
never did I think they were second fiddle
as I was called by a Jack and a 4
i didn't want to see more
As I knew I wasn't going to cash
as 4's rained down like fried chicken bones in ttwarrior's trash
i cussed and cussed like a sailor without a soul
sbr poker, rigged shit hole
I was playing poker on Sbr
when the bubble was no longer afar
i look down at the keys
and what to my delight did I see
but a pair of two lovely aces
i was about to get a gift card and go places
so I pushed my e chips to the middle
never did I think they were second fiddle
as I was called by a Jack and a 4
i didn't want to see more
As I knew I wasn't going to cash
as 4's rained down like fried chicken bones in ttwarrior's trash
i cussed and cussed like a sailor without a soul
sbr poker, rigged shit hole