Long story short, I took my girl to the Oceanarium in Waikiki and while we were smoking waiting to be seated, a tranny came passing by asked for a light, dropped it, and bent over freeballin. I couldn't take it for a sec, so I pushed my girl into that ass to get it out of my view but the damage is done. Damn why does Hawaii even have these things out in public, couldn't eat after that. Ruined my night and the new year couldn't be coming fast enough. I think I may go church to ask what I deserved that for.