Originally posted on 10/31/2014:

I was thinking of dressing up as killer demo.

I got my baggy jeans ready to go, will have to walk around on my knees all night to be close to the same height. Hopefully my local value village has a raggedy ass ripped Fresno st. T shirt that goes down to my ankles.

To really play the part I'm going to smoke crack and shoot heroin all afternoon to really get that street look. I have no clue how to make my face as ugly as his, if anyone has any ideas let me know.

After I'm done pick pocketing drunk people stumbling home tonight I'll curl up under the park bench closest to my neighbourhood mcdonalds so I can roll out of bed around noon tomorrow and walk right in to beg for my job back.

Anyone else?