Originally posted on 08/31/2014:

Quote Originally Posted by ParlayininHTown View Post
Stealthy

OK. I will make sure to announce the next time I'm checking out for a while. I didn't think you guys would freak out and would just assume I got banned or went away for a bit. But I suppose the way I feel about myself kind of pointed you guys in the direction of doom ...

Didn't mean to turn this into a mystery. This thread is unreal. My bad, fellas.
I feel like a heavyset southern mother finding out her baby boy is OK after running away. I wanna swat you with a spatula on those cheeks but all I find myself doing is hugging and kissing you while praising the lord Jesus Christ.

We have a lot of a ace detectives here...so if there was any trace of banishment or hints of departure it would've been found soon enough. But you were a cold case...untraceable...a whisper in the wind...a deafening silence...and any other cool poetic sounding thing you can think of.