Originally posted on 06/29/2014:

Why do the worst players always cry the most?

Mike, I've seen you play in the dailies. You are awful. So god-awful words can't even describe it.

I've witnessed you limping in with about six big blinds left, only to fold to a re-raise. It's inconceivable how truly terrible you are.

Maybe put down the alcohol and guitar for a while, and pick up a poker book for dummies. Instead of lashing out at a random number generator, how about taking a good hard look in the mirror? If SBR was out to "get you", why wouldn't they just ban you? It's not like there would be a long list of posters leaving the site in protest.

Dummy.