Originally posted on 12/06/2009:

Church confessional for me at 16 years of age. Rebecca sat in the pew in front of me that morning and every time she leaned forward I could see her panties. Half way through the service, the teenagers were dismissed to go to the back of the church for "youth group." We sat in a circle in these stainless steel fold up chairs and I sat directly across from her so I could see up her skirt. I was so phucken hard I ran outta there toward the boys room but it was occupado. Went back out front into the confrssional and exploded all over the kneeler. I believe to this day that all the bad sports beats are God's revenge on me for this act.