Originally posted on 04/02/2014:

i bet on the Puppy Bowl last year. got "Scruffy to score in the first quarter" at +500. he was a lab and bigger than the rest so i figured what the hell. sure enough he grabs the chew toy at the 20 yd line and looks like he's going in untouched only to stop at the 5 and start scratching his balls as the first quarter elapsed. last 500 bucks i ever spend on that bullsh*t