Originally posted on 02/28/2014:

After much analysis (about 14 hands of poker, and reading Long Schlong Ron Jeremy's aka tripledbet's post about LOWLY OAFTARD passing himself chips in trnys, apparently by creating multiple Id's used to build huge stacks) i have figured out the secret to beating lowly oaftard on SBullshitR.

I trust Long Ron's hand analysis, as i know that just as he is meticulous in making the best pornos in the business, he is just as meticulous in studying hands on SBullshitR.

The secret IS to create an army of your own chip passers and flood the daily trnys and ring games with them. I have worked throughout the night creating A personal brigade of poker-playing troops, with id's inconspicuously named so that they will fly under the radar and enter trnys and ring games from "anonomized" i.p. addresses. This is within the rules and is not CHEATING. This is merely my way of leveling the playing field and getting a PIECE OF the action.

Using my now not so secret method, you cannot lose. SHIT, i can't wait to play with my new "friends" in today's 2pm trny. For those of you who manage to get into that 2pm trny before it closes entry at 40 (it will fill up fast with my troops), be careful.... and pay no mind to the fact that "autodonk1", "autodonk2", "autodonk3", "autodonk4", "autodonk5", "autodonk69", "autodonk69(a)", "autodonk69(b), "autodonk69(c)" and of course autodonk himself are all sitting at your tables!!!!!!

Love, AD
ps... i will also be using shift keys, time delays, the delete button, and of course will continue my usage of all caps on certain words used in my message board posts to send secret/subliminal messages to SbullshitR members! Good Luck!