Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=20530058'>posted</a> on 12/12/2013:

The fat dumb fuk doesn't even know where to find ice.

It's not like he leaves the house for a job.

Ask him to find chicken gravy at 1AM and chubs of fun will have the gravy boat ready in 3 minutes tops.

Ask him to find an aunt he could fuk, and he'll be rolling auntie over onto her stomach, getting out the magnifying glass, and he'll be ready to incest/rape her in 9 minutes tops.