Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=20516100'>posted</a> on 12/10/2013:
One time...
My kid wanted this real cool action figure that all the kids wanted, my wife had told me weeks ago to go get one but I forgot. So on Christmas eve of all days I decided to go find him the doll but every store was sold out. While I was out our neighbor who I wasn't too fond of took it upon himself to take my roll as father while I was out trying to get the doll. Once I came home and saw him trying to put the star on the tree I remembered that he got the same toy for his son and it was under their christmas tree. I broke in their house and stole the present, but on my way out I stopped myself. I couldn't steal from a kid. I returned the gift and had to fight a reindeer for my troubles. Later that day I put on a jetpack and flew all over the city. What a Christmas.
One time...
My kid wanted this real cool action figure that all the kids wanted, my wife had told me weeks ago to go get one but I forgot. So on Christmas eve of all days I decided to go find him the doll but every store was sold out. While I was out our neighbor who I wasn't too fond of took it upon himself to take my roll as father while I was out trying to get the doll. Once I came home and saw him trying to put the star on the tree I remembered that he got the same toy for his son and it was under their christmas tree. I broke in their house and stole the present, but on my way out I stopped myself. I couldn't steal from a kid. I returned the gift and had to fight a reindeer for my troubles. Later that day I put on a jetpack and flew all over the city. What a Christmas.