Originally posted on 01/16/2008:

I was present for the encounter in the bed next to Baus. Here is my account of the events.

Las Vegas on the night in question:

12:48AM: gaming with Baus at the Palms. Feeling tired due to massive comped meal, decide to head to the Hard Rock and head to bed.

1:30AM: game a bit at the Hard Rock, use the K-O count for a bit, make some coin, head up to bed. Make a crack about Edward O. Thorp at the table before leaving.

1:50AM: pop in a nice dip of Copenhagen and listen to some Euro trash music before bed.

2:15AM: lights out

4:30AM: Feel someone poking me in my sleep, look up to see Baus about 6 inches from my face. Can smell a blend of Red Bull and stale Cope on his breath. He says: "I've got a babe here Ronald, and she's taking a piss. Pretend you're sleeping and you can listen to us ****."

4:35AM: Baus starts ****ing her on the hard bathroom floor tile for some reason. I later he found out he ****ed her on the counter as well, which explains the noise I heard of something falling in the sink. I was pissed cause I thought it might be my contact lens case.

4:45AM: Baus brings her into the room and starts ****ing her on the bed. Can't really see much since the room is dark and I don't have my contacts in. I can identify Baus by his trademark black socks against the backdrop of the pristine white Hard Rock bed sheets.

5:00AM: Baus continues to **** the broad. He loves to laugh while he ****s for some reason. He just keeps snickering while he ****s her. I can hear his balls slapping a bit. The babe appears to be loving it. My shoulder starts to tighten up since I can't move while I pretend to sleep. My whole left arm goes numb for a brief period of time. I try to time my body movements with her moans so that my awakened presence goes undetected.

5:10AM: Broad gets on top of Baus and starts riding him. I can tell it's the broad because of the long hair. Otherwise I would have no ****ing clue.

5:15AM: Musty smell in room starts to become unbearable. Smells a bit like fish. Then I try to mentally imagine the delightful taste of Swedish Fish instead.

5:20AM: I try to piece together where Baus may have found this broad. I hypothesize that it may be the broad from the Palms who was at our table. I think to myself that, while she is a pretty decent broad, it's shameful that Baus would **** someone who stands on a Soft 15 and hits 14 against a dealer 6.

5:35AM: ****ing continues in all sorts of positions, with Baus laughing all the while. I begin to hear some jingling noises. It sounded like someone had coins in their pocket, or like Baus was ****ing a slot machine. I later found out it was simply the sound of bracelets clanging together on the broad's wrist.

6:15AM: **** session winds down with Baus saying: "I'm done." I was thinking of reaching over and pressing the PLAY button on my Euro Trash CD in order to motivate him to continue ****ing her, but I decided against it.

6:30AM: Broad leaves the hotel room to return to her sugar daddy. She was actually at the casino playing with some other dude's money while we were there.

6:31AM: Baus releases back to back loud farts that he had clearly been holding in throughout the **** session.

6:35AM: Baus puts in a dip of Cope and we go over the details of the **** session.

7:30AM: Lights out.