Originally posted on 10/05/2013:

Looker's first voyeur was adam and eve.

Looker was there when the first Egyptian calender went up.

Looker watched the great frost of 1709 and coined the phrase "winter is coming".

Looker hasn't slept in over 2000 years and yet his eyes remain sharper than anyone alive. (look at that avatar)

He's seen it all men, heed his advice.