[Seaweed]

Originally posted on 04/20/2013:

I have a dual citizenship Sir.

Russia, i would bet all of smoke's money that you own and still wear a leather jacket even though that has been out of style since 2002. Furthermore, you most likely always chew mint gum and drench yourself in powerful cologne when you leave the house, even though the entrenched smell of kobasa on your clothes continues to burn the nostrils of all those around you. You more than likely drive an old sportscar, with Russian music pumping through your terrible speakers.