Originally posted on 02/25/2013:

Mr. crobber (if I may),

I can't help but feel sad for you. To be one of the few gays left in 2013 that hasn't grown the balls to actually step out and take a warm, salty splash or two to the face. My god, the thought of that must have your heart racing and pounding right now.

As Egon Spengler said, "Don't cross the streams Crob, It will be bad".

Well crob, it appears as if the Streams have crossed.