Originally posted on 11/13/2012:

UPDATE:

Wow! Just got off the phone with her. Here are the confirmed facts about her:

1. Age is not 22. It's 21. Born October 1991
2. Has been tanning since she was 8 years old. But more excessively when she was 12-13. I asked her how did you tan without your parents knowing? She said her mom wanted her too.
3. It appears that she tans every day. I do mean every day. Wow.
4. She only wants an older guy. I said... how old was your last bf? She said he was 30.

So... oddly last night she goes... I want you to do something for me? (This was through text.) I said... ummmm ok? She goes I want to come over your place and I would like you to cook me dinner. I said... wow... how did you know I was a good cook? She goes I didn't... I was hoping you were.

This is almost too easy.