Originally posted on 09/23/2012:

I was on vacation and thought, "Hey, New York Times bestseller - it has to be good." Right?

Very wrong. Yes, butt plugs, gags, ben wa balls, simulated rape scene. Once I start something, I have to finish it. I gave the books away to try to erase that they ever existed in my life. My mom wanted to borrow them. "Aren't they bestsellers? I think I would like to read them."

No, mother.