Originally posted on 08/21/2012:

I will most likely be returning to North America in the spring, and will be seeking a woman for a relationship. If anyone knows any single woman looking for somebody, please refer them to me and let me know. Most of my time has been dedicated on pursuing money, and not the female. I have only once had a female companion in my life, and that ended in 2008 due to financial misunderstandings and disagreements over my practice as a handicapper.

If anyone knows a woman who meets the following criteria, please let me know so we can arrange a date next spring (most likely between april-may).

1. No Sexual Intercourse Before Marriage.

2. Must know how to Cook, Clean, and Iron.

3. Must be a fan of Columbo.

4. Must be supportive of my dream in becoming an internationally recognized professional handicapper.

5. Must have no siblings.

6. Must be under 300 Pounds.

7. Must not be related to jjGold.

8. Must dress respectable at all times.

9. Must not have any kids.

10. Must be older than 34 but younger than 55.

11. Must have short hair.

12. Must not have Facebook, Twitter or any other sexually exploitative social networking website.

13. Must have money, and be willing to share.

14. Must be willing to remain silent when i am watching " The Joy of Painting with Bob Ross"

15. Must be willing to sleep in separate beds until marriage.


Thank you for any help.