Vincent Van Patten Top 10 Poker Pro In USA : Nominated Post

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  • mathdotcom
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    • 03-24-08
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    Vincent Van Patten Top 10 Poker Pro In USA : Nominated Post
    Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=15586068'>posted</a> on 08/06/2012:

    Poker is so fuckin boring, who even plays it anymore?

    AA raise, fold fold fold, call, flop K-9-4, AA raises, other guy re-raises, all-in, call, AA loses to KK, feelings hurt, yelling, cursing, players talk to waitresses about the bad beat of their lives, tip the waitress nothing, put headphones back on, put cap on tighter and look at chips and count how much you lost, never look up at any players for 2 hours and sulk, call K9o because you're on tilt, nail K-9-4 flop and take guy with AA for a ride, get your money back, cap comes off, glasses off, all smiles, pat yourself on back for being sharp, tip dealer $1 and actually think that's a big tip, ask waitress for a corona and a water but only tip $1, fold for 2 hours, order a cardboard steak sandwich and get peppercorn sauce all over your hands and chips and cards, talk with mouth full and get food on chips and table, no breath mint afterwards and peppercorn sauce still all over cheeks, go home 12 hours later up $7 and smile like a winner, sleep 8 hours and get back at it again
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