Originally <a href='/showthread.php?p=15270918'>posted</a> on 07/03/2012:
I bet there are 20 people walking to convenient stores right now.
"Gimme nine, forty, forty-one...."
"Sir, you have to fill out a playslip if you are picking your own numbers"
SBR member begins to fill out playslip.
" Ok here. Play this and gimme 190 quick pick tickets, and these slim jims. Oh and gimme one of those $20 scratch offs. And can I play the pick3?"
" <sigh> sir. It's 11pm. No you cant"
15 minutes later the machine gets done printing out 191 megamillions tickets....
"Shit man, I need to put 5 of those megamillions tickets back. Damn step kids must of taken money out my wallet again."
" sir, these tickets can't be cancelled"
SBR member puts the slim jims back with regret.
" Hey buddy, can you put the Dodgers game on this tv"
"Sir, that's the Keno monitor, it doesn't show baseball games"
"Sir. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"
I bet there are 20 people walking to convenient stores right now.
"Gimme nine, forty, forty-one...."
"Sir, you have to fill out a playslip if you are picking your own numbers"
SBR member begins to fill out playslip.
" Ok here. Play this and gimme 190 quick pick tickets, and these slim jims. Oh and gimme one of those $20 scratch offs. And can I play the pick3?"
" <sigh> sir. It's 11pm. No you cant"
15 minutes later the machine gets done printing out 191 megamillions tickets....
"Shit man, I need to put 5 of those megamillions tickets back. Damn step kids must of taken money out my wallet again."
" sir, these tickets can't be cancelled"
SBR member puts the slim jims back with regret.
" Hey buddy, can you put the Dodgers game on this tv"
"Sir, that's the Keno monitor, it doesn't show baseball games"
"Sir. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave"