To be honest, I've hated Phil ever since that '99 US Open that he lost to Payne Stewart. He just struck me as such a fukkin drama queen that whole week. The whole "I'm wearing a beeper, and if my wife goes into labor I'm leaving the tourney even if I'm leading" thing just seemed completely fukkin' ridiculous to me.
I mean, come on, your leading THE FUKKIN US OPEN and you're going to haul ass from the 17th green just because your wife is going into labor?? Get real. She was in a great hospital with the best doctors. She was gonna be fine no matter what.
FUKK THAT!! I've been very open on here about how much I love my kid, and I admit that her being born is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. But if I was leading the fukkin Open, I'm here to tell you that my intro to that kid would've been fukkin delayed by however-the-fukk long it took for me to win that fukkin tourney!! Please. You have a lifetime to bond with that kid.....but odds are you may never win a US Open.