Can you really blame the Secret Service guys though? : Nominated Post

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Apparently some might have been underage

If I am a Secret Service Agent nothing gets in the way of prime pu$$y I mean, that is job number ONE!

1. Get laid
2. Eat a sandwich
3. Have a few drinks
4. Work out
5. Scratch my back
6. Protect the president sometimes
7. Take a nap