I haven't had a job in over 10 years.

I had a few beers one night, nothing too much, and was driving my motorcycle home from a buddies. Lost control and had a pretty bad back injury. I managed to make it home and suffered throughout the night but I had a plan. See, if I had went to the hospital that night, I would've been screwed.

Anyways, I went to work the next day and when nobody was watching I poured some water on a few steps and then layed down at the bottom of the stairs. Eventually a lady walked by and "found" me. Filed a workers comp case, she witnessed that there was water on the steps and I was laying at the bottom. And won. Now I receive nearly 100% disability because of the injury when I wrecked my bike and just gamble most of the day.

Lifes good here. Back doesn't even hurt anymore but the doc still writes for oxy's