despite your frequent post count, I don't think you understand how a forum works.

people click a thread because it's at the top of a page and has many replies - which in this case is because you keep posting nonsense like the reply/view count, and others laughing at your incessant behavior.

they're not clicking on it because they find it interesting or find you interesting. is this what you thought?

it's hard to look away from a burning car when you're driving by.